Ultimate Installed SageTV Solution

[vexhold]

Be the first person in your gated community to run SageTV!

This Premium Platinum Executive Extreme Package will make you the envy of all your Elitist friends!

Heres what you get...

Fully installed Gigabit/Fiber/Wireless-N Home network (Limit 10 locations)

Up to 8 (eight) HD200's installed at the locations of your choice

Up to 4 (four) HD-PVRs recording from the sources of your choice.

1 Rack System in a Self Cooling Cabinet (in stylish smoked grey or slate black)

1 Rack mounted server which includes:

Dual Xeon Quad Core Processor's
16 Gigabites of DDR3 Memory
2 1TB OCZ SSD in RAID 1
Sony Blueray Optical Drive
Windows 7 Professional 64bit OS
Full version of Sage Server with Lifetime upgrades (Pre-Installed)
Full Version of MyMovies Collection Manager (Pre-Installed)
Full Version of SlySoft AnyDVD HD (Pre-Installed)
Full Version of DVD Shrink (Pre-Installed)

2 Rack mounted Storage Devices which contain:

32 1TB OCZ SSD 3.5" Hard Drives in dual RAID 5 (Total of 30TB of Media Storage)


World Class Support:

24/7/365 Unlimited access to post question to some of the best minds in the Home Theater Personal Computer world. (No guarentees on timeliness or corectness of answers)

Limitless Custimization
Lightning Speeds
Lots of Pretty Lights



All This for the Low Price of 500,000.00

Act now and we will throw in a Harmony 1000 Multi-function remote for one of your HD200 locations!!





Not a real offer, just having fun!

[MitchSchaft]

sold! Will you take a check?

[brewston]

Originally Posted by vexhold

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Up to 8 (eight) HD200's installed at the locations of your choice

Where are you getting these from eh ?

[vexhold]

sold! Will you take a check?

PayPal ONLY!

Where are you getting these from eh ?

I know a guy that says he got a bunch that fell off a truck.

[Opus4]

Originally Posted by vexhold

I know a guy that says he got a bunch that fell off a truck.

Ahh -- finally, a lead! The last shipment of extenders was hijacked (thus no stock in the store). Please contact us w/information about who has them and the authorities might not need to get involved.

- Andy

[vexhold]

Ahh -- finally, a lead! The last shipment of extenders was hijacked (thus no stock in the store). Please contact us w/information about who has them and the authorities might not need to get involved.

- Andy

Oh, umm, Hi Andy...

Ok, fine! Here's a pic of the guy. He's on the corner of 7th and Main.

I think his name is Vinnie.

[SWKerr]

Will you include a guy to sit with it and reset the HD-PVRs when they need it?

[spike5884]

Lots of Pretty Lights

Priceless!!

[KarylFStein]

Originally Posted by Opus4

Ahh -- finally, a lead! The last shipment of extenders was hijacked (thus no stock in the store). Please contact us w/information about who has them and the authorities might not need to get involved.

- Andy

Darn, I was hoping the lack of stock was due to making room for the HD-300s.

[Opus4]

Originally Posted by vexhold

Oh, umm, Hi Andy...

Ok, fine! Here's a pic of the guy. He's on the corner of 7th and Main.

I think his name is Vinnie.

No, that's the guy they were stolen from. He's told you that he still has them?

But, I've been staring at those shoes for a while now. They are just... um... well, they look like... no, that's not it; they're... sort of... hmmmm. Wow. Isn't that that what the ancient Scottish clans wore to battle? And, since they wore nothing else to battle, each clan had a different shoe pattern so they could tell friend from foe, right?

Oh, my eyes hurt.

I hope I'm not picking on good fashion sense.

- Andy

[eric3a]

I already have the Centurion package. If you have to ask you can't afford it.


Eric

[PGPfan]

Originally Posted by Opus4

I hope I'm not picking on good fashion sense.

- Andy

Andy,

Based on some of the 'high fashion' that some of these designers put out, I'm not sure you could even put the word fashion between 'good' and 'sense'.

-PGPfan

[graywolf]

Originally Posted by Opus4

No, that's the guy they were stolen from. He's told you that he still has them?

- Andy

Come on Andy. Tell us the truth. THOSE are the new HD300s in modded cases.

[pjpjpjpj]

Does the $500,000 include the $200 or so per month that you'd be paying to your cable/sat company to have 4 HD STBs and all the channels? Or is that a fine-print line item that's not included?

How about you cut $100,000 from the up-front price, take out the "access to post questions" feature, pay me $100,000 per year, put me up in the guest house, and I'll personally take care of the tech issues? Six figures a year (and lodging) to surf this forum? I could handle that.

[vexhold]

OK, so I have been receiving alot of hate mail in regards to only offering a package that only Angelina Jolie can install for her 18 kids.

I appologize and have come up with a broader spectrum of price points.

They are as follows...

The WAF Package

Still working on this one. We have not been able to get this one perfect yet.

Package Price: Too High for Something you don't reaaally need.


The Challenger Package

1 Commodore 64
52" Sony Bravia
Black Magic HD Capture card
3TB Synology NAS
2 year contract with Mediacom Cable/High Speed Internet

Package Price: 10,000.00 (Full Refund if you can get it working fully)

Andy's Admin Package

Coming Soon. No, really.



And for those of you who are really on a tight budget we have the...

Trailer Park Special



Package Price: 4 easy payments of 29.99


Note: This package is subject to government mind control

[Bizarroterl]

30TB of SSD. wow Just the thought scrambles my brain. What a geek.

[tmiranda]

vexhold, Please let me know what you are drinking or smoking, I want some.

[Protoman]

Kind of hard for me to pull the trigger on this one, since it doesn't come with a 500+ disk Blu-Ray changer, and a 4k TV (1080P is so last year), and above all else no ShowAnalyzer!

[Opus4]

Originally Posted by graywolf

Come on Andy. Tell us the truth. THOSE are the new HD300s in modded cases.

Well, we had been considering them as the case for some future extender, but they were too expensive. The prices may be coming down on another model, though, so now we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.

- Andy

[vexhold]

so now we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Hahahaha.

and above all else no ShowAnalyzer!

I was going to include ShowAnalyzer, but the networks paid me off stating "If you take away commercials for kids with rich parents, you will cut our margins by 40%"

Sorry, I just couldn't say no when they offered me the only copy of "Flash Forward" Season 2