FOR A NEW VICTIM TO DEVOUR.

 

FOR A NEW VICTIM TO DEVOUR.
>> [ SCREAMING ]

 

 

 

>> MY NAME IS MIKE ROWE.

 

>> MY NAME IS MIKE ROWE.
THIS IS MY JOB.

 

>> MY NAME IS MIKE ROWE.
THIS IS MY JOB.
I EXPLORE THE COUNTRY LOOKING

 

THIS IS MY JOB.
I EXPLORE THE COUNTRY LOOKING
FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO

 

I EXPLORE THE COUNTRY LOOKING
FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO
GET DIRTY...

 

FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO
GET DIRTY...
WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE

 

GET DIRTY...
WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
DOOR?

 

WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
DOOR?
>> SEWAGE -- RAW SEWAGE.

 

DOOR?
>> SEWAGE -- RAW SEWAGE.

 

DOOR?
>> SEWAGE -- RAW SEWAGE.
>> LET'S OPEN THE DOOR.

 

>> LET'S OPEN THE DOOR.
...HARDWORKING MEN AND WOMEN WHO

 

>> LET'S OPEN THE DOOR.
...HARDWORKING MEN AND WOMEN WHO
EARN AN HONEST LIVING DOING THE

 

...HARDWORKING MEN AND WOMEN WHO
EARN AN HONEST LIVING DOING THE
KINDS OF JOBS THAT MAKE

 

EARN AN HONEST LIVING DOING THE
KINDS OF JOBS THAT MAKE
CIVILIZED LIFE POSSIBLE FOR THE

 

KINDS OF JOBS THAT MAKE
CIVILIZED LIFE POSSIBLE FOR THE
REST OF US.

 

CIVILIZED LIFE POSSIBLE FOR THE
REST OF US.
NOW, GET READY TO GET DIRTY.

 

REST OF US.
NOW, GET READY TO GET DIRTY.
>> COMING UP ON "DIRTY JOBS"...

 

NOW, GET READY TO GET DIRTY.
>> COMING UP ON "DIRTY JOBS"...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

 

>> COMING UP ON "DIRTY JOBS"...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
DON BREWER, REAL LIVE PLUMBER.

 

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
DON BREWER, REAL LIVE PLUMBER.
...THINGS GET A LITTLE TOO

 

DON BREWER, REAL LIVE PLUMBER.
...THINGS GET A LITTLE TOO
PERSONAL WITH MY NEW PAL

 

...THINGS GET A LITTLE TOO
PERSONAL WITH MY NEW PAL
DON THE PLUMBER.

 

PERSONAL WITH MY NEW PAL
DON THE PLUMBER.
THAT'S NOT MUD.

 

DON THE PLUMBER.
THAT'S NOT MUD.
>> I FIGURED IT WAS ME OR YOU.

 

THAT'S NOT MUD.
>> I FIGURED IT WAS ME OR YOU.
>> BEFORE WE START ROOTING

 

>> I FIGURED IT WAS ME OR YOU.
>> BEFORE WE START ROOTING
AROUND IN PEOPLE'S FECES, LET'S

 

>> BEFORE WE START ROOTING
AROUND IN PEOPLE'S FECES, LET'S
AT LEAST GIVE A SHOVEL A SHOT.

 

AROUND IN PEOPLE'S FECES, LET'S
AT LEAST GIVE A SHOVEL A SHOT.
THEN...

 

AT LEAST GIVE A SHOVEL A SHOT.
THEN...
JOHNNY, BRING IN THE MUD!

 

THEN...
JOHNNY, BRING IN THE MUD!
...I FIND A PLACE THAT'S SERIOUS

 

JOHNNY, BRING IN THE MUD!
...I FIND A PLACE THAT'S SERIOUS
ABOUT THE ART OF MUD MAKING --

 

...I FIND A PLACE THAT'S SERIOUS
ABOUT THE ART OF MUD MAKING --
MY KIND OF PLACE.

 

ABOUT THE ART OF MUD MAKING --
MY KIND OF PLACE.
THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.

 

MY KIND OF PLACE.
THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
AND LATER...

 

THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
AND LATER...
MY GOD, ANDY!

 

AND LATER...
MY GOD, ANDY!
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE WE LOOKING

 

MY GOD, ANDY!
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE WE LOOKING
AT HERE?

 

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE WE LOOKING
AT HERE?
...I DRILL FOR BLACK GOLD AND

 

AT HERE?
...I DRILL FOR BLACK GOLD AND
RISK MY NECK WITH THE

 

...I DRILL FOR BLACK GOLD AND
RISK MY NECK WITH THE
ROUGHNECKS.

 

RISK MY NECK WITH THE
ROUGHNECKS.
>> YOU NEVER GET TO THE POINT

 

ROUGHNECKS.
>> YOU NEVER GET TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT

 

>> YOU NEVER GET TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT
GET HURT.

 

WHERE YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT
GET HURT.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON TOP OF

 

GET HURT.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON TOP OF
YOUR GAME.

 

YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON TOP OF
YOUR GAME.
>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.

 

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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>> LAST TIME I CAME TO OKLAHOMA,

 

>> LAST TIME I CAME TO OKLAHOMA,
I MET A GUY NAMED DON BREWER.

 

>> LAST TIME I CAME TO OKLAHOMA,
I MET A GUY NAMED DON BREWER.
DON TOOK ME FISHING --

 

I MET A GUY NAMED DON BREWER.
DON TOOK ME FISHING --
CATFISH NOODLING, ACTUALLY.

 

DON TOOK ME FISHING --
CATFISH NOODLING, ACTUALLY.
IT WAS A DAY I'LL NEVER FORGET.

 

CATFISH NOODLING, ACTUALLY.
IT WAS A DAY I'LL NEVER FORGET.
>> WHEN YOU'RE NOODLING, IT'S A

 

IT WAS A DAY I'LL NEVER FORGET.
>> WHEN YOU'RE NOODLING, IT'S A
HANDS-FISHING-ONLY LAW.

 

>> WHEN YOU'RE NOODLING, IT'S A
HANDS-FISHING-ONLY LAW.
>> OH!

 

HANDS-FISHING-ONLY LAW.
>> OH!
>> HE GOT ONE!

 

>> OH!
>> HE GOT ONE!
>> HE GOT ONE!

 

>> HE GOT ONE!
>> HE GOT ONE!
>> JEEZ, IT'S LIKE A GIANT HUNK

 

>> HE GOT ONE!
>> JEEZ, IT'S LIKE A GIANT HUNK
OF SNOT.

 

>> JEEZ, IT'S LIKE A GIANT HUNK
OF SNOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]

 

OF SNOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OW!

 

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OW!
>> HE GOT ONE.

 

>> OW!
>> HE GOT ONE.
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

 

>> HE GOT ONE.
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]

 

>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!

 

[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

YEAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> BUT IT'S BEEN POINTED OUT TO

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> BUT IT'S BEEN POINTED OUT TO
ME SINCE THEN THAT, THOUGH

 

>> BUT IT'S BEEN POINTED OUT TO
ME SINCE THEN THAT, THOUGH
DIRTY, CATFISH NOODLING IS

 

ME SINCE THEN THAT, THOUGH
DIRTY, CATFISH NOODLING IS
TECHNICALLY NOT REALLY A JOB --

 

DIRTY, CATFISH NOODLING IS
TECHNICALLY NOT REALLY A JOB --

 

DIRTY, CATFISH NOODLING IS
TECHNICALLY NOT REALLY A JOB --
IT'S A HOBBY.

 

IT'S A HOBBY.
SO DON BREWER'S GOT A DIRTY

 

IT'S A HOBBY.
SO DON BREWER'S GOT A DIRTY
HOBBY.

 

SO DON BREWER'S GOT A DIRTY
HOBBY.
THE QUESTION IS DOES HE HAVE A

 

HOBBY.
THE QUESTION IS DOES HE HAVE A
DIRTY JOB?

 

THE QUESTION IS DOES HE HAVE A
DIRTY JOB?
WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

 

DIRTY JOB?
WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
A LITTLE MUDDY AROUND THE SIDE

 

WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
A LITTLE MUDDY AROUND THE SIDE
OF THE HOUSE HERE.

 

A LITTLE MUDDY AROUND THE SIDE
OF THE HOUSE HERE.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE -- IT'S

 

OF THE HOUSE HERE.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE -- IT'S
DON BREWER AGAIN.

 

SURPRISE, SURPRISE -- IT'S
DON BREWER AGAIN.
DON, HOW ARE YOU?

 

DON BREWER AGAIN.
DON, HOW ARE YOU?
>> PRETTY GOOD, MIKE.

 

DON, HOW ARE YOU?
>> PRETTY GOOD, MIKE.
YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?

 

>> PRETTY GOOD, MIKE.
YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
>> GOOD. WHO'S THIS?

 

YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
>> GOOD. WHO'S THIS?
>> THIS IS BUBBA.

 

>> GOOD. WHO'S THIS?
>> THIS IS BUBBA.
HE'S MY RIGHT-HAND MAN.

 

>> THIS IS BUBBA.
HE'S MY RIGHT-HAND MAN.

 

>> THIS IS BUBBA.
HE'S MY RIGHT-HAND MAN.
>> PLEASURE.

 

>> PLEASURE.
DON, YOU'RE A LICENSED PLUMBER

 

>> PLEASURE.
DON, YOU'RE A LICENSED PLUMBER
IN THE GREAT STATE OF OKLAHOMA.

 

DON, YOU'RE A LICENSED PLUMBER
IN THE GREAT STATE OF OKLAHOMA.
ALL RIGHT.

 

IN THE GREAT STATE OF OKLAHOMA.
ALL RIGHT.
LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU HAD ME

 

ALL RIGHT.
LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU HAD ME
STICK MY ARM IN A DIRTY, FILTHY

 

LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU HAD ME
STICK MY ARM IN A DIRTY, FILTHY
HOLE IN A SWAMP SOMEWHERE AND

 

STICK MY ARM IN A DIRTY, FILTHY
HOLE IN A SWAMP SOMEWHERE AND
TRY AND PULL OUT A FISH.

 

HOLE IN A SWAMP SOMEWHERE AND
TRY AND PULL OUT A FISH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY?

 

TRY AND PULL OUT A FISH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY?
>> WELL, WHAT WE GOT HERE -- WE

 

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY?
>> WELL, WHAT WE GOT HERE -- WE
GOT A RENT HOUSE RIGHT HERE.

 

>> WELL, WHAT WE GOT HERE -- WE
GOT A RENT HOUSE RIGHT HERE.
THE WATERLINE'S FROZEN AND

 

GOT A RENT HOUSE RIGHT HERE.
THE WATERLINE'S FROZEN AND
BUSTED LAST YEAR.

 

THE WATERLINE'S FROZEN AND
BUSTED LAST YEAR.
WE'RE GONNA RENOVATE IT.

 

BUSTED LAST YEAR.
WE'RE GONNA RENOVATE IT.
WE'RE GONNA PUT ALL NEW

 

WE'RE GONNA RENOVATE IT.
WE'RE GONNA PUT ALL NEW
WATERLINES UNDERNEATH IT, COPPER

 

WE'RE GONNA PUT ALL NEW
WATERLINES UNDERNEATH IT, COPPER
PIPE.

 

WATERLINES UNDERNEATH IT, COPPER
PIPE.

 

WATERLINES UNDERNEATH IT, COPPER
PIPE.
>> SO RIGHT NOW, THE HOUSE HAS

 

>> SO RIGHT NOW, THE HOUSE HAS
NO PLUMBING, PER SE.

 

>> SO RIGHT NOW, THE HOUSE HAS
NO PLUMBING, PER SE.
>> WELL, THERE'S PLUMBING THERE,

 

NO PLUMBING, PER SE.
>> WELL, THERE'S PLUMBING THERE,
BUT IT'S NO GOOD.

 

>> WELL, THERE'S PLUMBING THERE,
BUT IT'S NO GOOD.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO BAND IT IN,

 

BUT IT'S NO GOOD.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO BAND IT IN,
RUN NEW LINES AND EVERYTHING.

 

WE'RE JUST GOING TO BAND IT IN,
RUN NEW LINES AND EVERYTHING.
>> WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM ALL

 

RUN NEW LINES AND EVERYTHING.
>> WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM ALL
THAT COMPLICATED, BUT THAT'S NOT

 

>> WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM ALL
THAT COMPLICATED, BUT THAT'S NOT
A BIG HOLE, AS HOLES GO.

 

THAT COMPLICATED, BUT THAT'S NOT
A BIG HOLE, AS HOLES GO.
>> NO, NO, IT'S NOT.

 

A BIG HOLE, AS HOLES GO.
>> NO, NO, IT'S NOT.

 

A BIG HOLE, AS HOLES GO.
>> NO, NO, IT'S NOT.
I'VE HAD A LITTLE BIGGER TO

 

I'VE HAD A LITTLE BIGGER TO
CRAWL THROUGH, BUT I'VE HAD

 

I'VE HAD A LITTLE BIGGER TO
CRAWL THROUGH, BUT I'VE HAD
SMALLER, TOO.

 

CRAWL THROUGH, BUT I'VE HAD
SMALLER, TOO.
>> YOU GONNA FIT THROUGH THAT

 

SMALLER, TOO.
>> YOU GONNA FIT THROUGH THAT
THING?

 

>> YOU GONNA FIT THROUGH THAT
THING?
>> WELL, I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST

 

THING?
>> WELL, I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING, SO MAYBE I WILL.

 

>> WELL, I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING, SO MAYBE I WILL.

 

>> WELL, I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING, SO MAYBE I WILL.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE GOT A COLD

 

>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE GOT A COLD
OKLAHOMA MORNING.

 

>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE GOT A COLD
OKLAHOMA MORNING.
DON AND I ARE GONNA CRAWL IN

 

OKLAHOMA MORNING.
DON AND I ARE GONNA CRAWL IN
THROUGH AN IMPOSSIBLY TIGHT

 

DON AND I ARE GONNA CRAWL IN
THROUGH AN IMPOSSIBLY TIGHT
HOLE.

 

THROUGH AN IMPOSSIBLY TIGHT
HOLE.
WE'RE GONNA HANG SOME COPPER

 

HOLE.
WE'RE GONNA HANG SOME COPPER
PIPE, WE'RE GONNA INSULATE IT,

 

WE'RE GONNA HANG SOME COPPER
PIPE, WE'RE GONNA INSULATE IT,
AND WE'RE GONNA TRY NOT TO GET

 

PIPE, WE'RE GONNA INSULATE IT,
AND WE'RE GONNA TRY NOT TO GET
ATTACKED BY THE WILD KINGDOM.

 

AND WE'RE GONNA TRY NOT TO GET
ATTACKED BY THE WILD KINGDOM.
>> DON'T RAISE YOUR HEAD UP AND

 

ATTACKED BY THE WILD KINGDOM.
>> DON'T RAISE YOUR HEAD UP AND
BUMP YOUR HEAD.

 

>> DON'T RAISE YOUR HEAD UP AND
BUMP YOUR HEAD.
>> OKAY.

 

BUMP YOUR HEAD.
>> OKAY.

 

BUMP YOUR HEAD.
>> OKAY.
OH, MAN.

 

OH, MAN.
SPIDERS.

 

OH, MAN.
SPIDERS.
>> HAVEN'T FOUND NO SKUNKS OR

 

SPIDERS.
>> HAVEN'T FOUND NO SKUNKS OR
NOTHING YET, HAVE YOU?

 

>> HAVEN'T FOUND NO SKUNKS OR
NOTHING YET, HAVE YOU?
>> NO, I DON'T SEE ANY SKUNKS,

 

NOTHING YET, HAVE YOU?
>> NO, I DON'T SEE ANY SKUNKS,
BUT [SNIFFS] I SMELL SOMETHING

 

>> NO, I DON'T SEE ANY SKUNKS,
BUT [SNIFFS] I SMELL SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT NOT BE SO GOOD.

 

BUT [SNIFFS] I SMELL SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT NOT BE SO GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, I'M PAST THIS FIRST

 

THAT MIGHT NOT BE SO GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, I'M PAST THIS FIRST

 

THAT MIGHT NOT BE SO GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, I'M PAST THIS FIRST
BIG SUPPORT.

 

BIG SUPPORT.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT PLENTY OF

 

BIG SUPPORT.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT PLENTY OF
ROOM FOR ME TO COME IN NOW?

 

>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT PLENTY OF
ROOM FOR ME TO COME IN NOW?
>> HONESTLY, DON, I DON'T THINK

 

ROOM FOR ME TO COME IN NOW?
>> HONESTLY, DON, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA FIT DOWN HERE.

 

>> HONESTLY, DON, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA FIT DOWN HERE.
>> YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT

 

YOU'RE GONNA FIT DOWN HERE.
>> YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT
ISSUE LIKE ME BEING FAT OR

 

>> YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT
ISSUE LIKE ME BEING FAT OR
SOMETHING HERE.

 

ISSUE LIKE ME BEING FAT OR
SOMETHING HERE.

 

ISSUE LIKE ME BEING FAT OR
SOMETHING HERE.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

 

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
>> I'M NOT.

 

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
>> I'M NOT.
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU'RE A LOT OF

 

>> I'M NOT.
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU'RE A LOT OF
MAN, AND THERE'S NOT A LOT OF

 

I'M JUST SAYING, YOU'RE A LOT OF
MAN, AND THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
ROOM DOWN HERE.

 

MAN, AND THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
ROOM DOWN HERE.
>> I CAN MAKE IT.

 

ROOM DOWN HERE.
>> I CAN MAKE IT.
>> GOOD GRIEF, MAN.

 

>> I CAN MAKE IT.
>> GOOD GRIEF, MAN.
HOLY COW, YOU MADE GOOD TIME.

 

>> GOOD GRIEF, MAN.
HOLY COW, YOU MADE GOOD TIME.
>> IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

 

HOLY COW, YOU MADE GOOD TIME.
>> IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THERE MOST

 

>> IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THERE MOST

 

>> IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THERE MOST
OF THE TIME.

 

OF THE TIME.
ALL RIGHT.

 

OF THE TIME.
ALL RIGHT.
>> WHAT AM I LOOKING AT DOWN

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> WHAT AM I LOOKING AT DOWN

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> WHAT AM I LOOKING AT DOWN
HERE?

 

HERE?
>> ALL THE FLOOR JOISTS AND

 

HERE?
>> ALL THE FLOOR JOISTS AND

 

HERE?
>> ALL THE FLOOR JOISTS AND
EVERYTHING.

 

EVERYTHING.
WATCH THE NAILS RIGHT ABOVE YOUR

 

EVERYTHING.
WATCH THE NAILS RIGHT ABOVE YOUR
HEAD, TOO, MIKE.

 

WATCH THE NAILS RIGHT ABOVE YOUR
HEAD, TOO, MIKE.
DON'T JERK YOUR HEAD UP.

 

HEAD, TOO, MIKE.
DON'T JERK YOUR HEAD UP.
>> LOOK AT THIS.

 

DON'T JERK YOUR HEAD UP.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> WE GOT NAILS ABOUT AN INCH

 

>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> WE GOT NAILS ABOUT AN INCH
AND A QUARTER STICKING OUT OF

 

>> WE GOT NAILS ABOUT AN INCH
AND A QUARTER STICKING OUT OF

 

>> WE GOT NAILS ABOUT AN INCH
AND A QUARTER STICKING OUT OF
THE FLOOR.

 

THE FLOOR.
>> THESE ARE LIKE PUNJI STICKS

 

THE FLOOR.
>> THESE ARE LIKE PUNJI STICKS
IN REVERSE COMING THROUGH THE

 

>> THESE ARE LIKE PUNJI STICKS
IN REVERSE COMING THROUGH THE
FLOOR.

 

IN REVERSE COMING THROUGH THE
FLOOR.
>> I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU'D

 

FLOOR.
>> I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU'D
CALL REDNECK ACUPUNCTURE --

 

>> I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU'D
CALL REDNECK ACUPUNCTURE --
PLUMBER ACUPUNCTURE.

 

CALL REDNECK ACUPUNCTURE --
PLUMBER ACUPUNCTURE.

 

CALL REDNECK ACUPUNCTURE --
PLUMBER ACUPUNCTURE.
>> OH, DON TAKES ME TO ALL THE

 

>> OH, DON TAKES ME TO ALL THE
NICEST PLACES.

 

>> OH, DON TAKES ME TO ALL THE
NICEST PLACES.
>> WELL, YOU NEVER TELL WHAT YOU

 

NICEST PLACES.
>> WELL, YOU NEVER TELL WHAT YOU
MIGHT FIND IN HERE.

 

>> WELL, YOU NEVER TELL WHAT YOU
MIGHT FIND IN HERE.
MIGHT FIND YOU A BIG OLD JUG OF

 

MIGHT FIND IN HERE.
MIGHT FIND YOU A BIG OLD JUG OF
MONEY.

 

MIGHT FIND YOU A BIG OLD JUG OF
MONEY.
>> YOU EVER FIND A BIG OLD JUG

 

MONEY.
>> YOU EVER FIND A BIG OLD JUG
OF MONEY?

 

>> YOU EVER FIND A BIG OLD JUG
OF MONEY?
>> NO, I'M STILL DOING THIS.

 

OF MONEY?
>> NO, I'M STILL DOING THIS.
>> ANY RULES THAT PLUMBERS HAVE

 

>> NO, I'M STILL DOING THIS.
>> ANY RULES THAT PLUMBERS HAVE
TO BE MINDFUL OF?

 

>> ANY RULES THAT PLUMBERS HAVE
TO BE MINDFUL OF?
>> DO NOT CHEW YOUR FINGERNAILS.

 

TO BE MINDFUL OF?
>> DO NOT CHEW YOUR FINGERNAILS.
>> EXCELLENT ADVICE, DON.

 

>> DO NOT CHEW YOUR FINGERNAILS.
>> EXCELLENT ADVICE, DON.
>> YEP.

 

>> EXCELLENT ADVICE, DON.
>> YEP.
>> WE'RE GONNA CUT THE PIPE WITH

 

>> YEP.
>> WE'RE GONNA CUT THE PIPE WITH
THIS.

 

>> WE'RE GONNA CUT THE PIPE WITH
THIS.
WE'RE GONNA CLEAN THE INSIDE OF

 

THIS.
WE'RE GONNA CLEAN THE INSIDE OF
IT WITH THIS.

 

WE'RE GONNA CLEAN THE INSIDE OF
IT WITH THIS.
WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME FLUX

 

IT WITH THIS.
WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME FLUX
OUTSIDE OF THE PIPE, AND THEN, I

 

WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME FLUX
OUTSIDE OF THE PIPE, AND THEN, I
GUESS, THE SOLDER.

 

OUTSIDE OF THE PIPE, AND THEN, I
GUESS, THE SOLDER.
>> YEP.

 

GUESS, THE SOLDER.
>> YEP.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> YEP.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> YEP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THESE ARE OUR HANGERS.

 

THESE ARE OUR HANGERS.
>> THAT WAY, IF SOMEBODY EVER

 

THESE ARE OUR HANGERS.
>> THAT WAY, IF SOMEBODY EVER
DOES CRAWL UNDER HERE AGAIN,

 

>> THAT WAY, IF SOMEBODY EVER
DOES CRAWL UNDER HERE AGAIN,
THEY WON'T BE CRAWLING ON TOP OF

 

DOES CRAWL UNDER HERE AGAIN,
THEY WON'T BE CRAWLING ON TOP OF
OUR PIPE.

 

THEY WON'T BE CRAWLING ON TOP OF
OUR PIPE.
MAKE IT ALL NICE, NEAT, AND

 

OUR PIPE.
MAKE IT ALL NICE, NEAT, AND
PRETTY.

 

MAKE IT ALL NICE, NEAT, AND
PRETTY.

 

MAKE IT ALL NICE, NEAT, AND
PRETTY.
NOBODY'S GONNA SEE IT AGAIN, BUT

 

NOBODY'S GONNA SEE IT AGAIN, BUT
THAT'S WHERE WE TRY TO TAKE

 

NOBODY'S GONNA SEE IT AGAIN, BUT
THAT'S WHERE WE TRY TO TAKE
PRIDE INTO IT AND MAKE IT LOOK

 

THAT'S WHERE WE TRY TO TAKE
PRIDE INTO IT AND MAKE IT LOOK
GOOD.

 

PRIDE INTO IT AND MAKE IT LOOK
GOOD.
>> YOU'RE AN ARTIST, AND AS A

 

GOOD.
>> YOU'RE AN ARTIST, AND AS A
PLUMBER, ARTIST, SOMETIME

 

>> YOU'RE AN ARTIST, AND AS A
PLUMBER, ARTIST, SOMETIME
NOODLER, YOU CARE ABOUT THE

 

PLUMBER, ARTIST, SOMETIME
NOODLER, YOU CARE ABOUT THE
FOOTPRINT YOU LEAVE.

 

NOODLER, YOU CARE ABOUT THE
FOOTPRINT YOU LEAVE.
>> OH, YEAH.

 

FOOTPRINT YOU LEAVE.
>> OH, YEAH.
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT SOMEBODY

 

>> OH, YEAH.
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT SOMEBODY
COMING IN FIVE YEARS LATER

 

I MEAN, I DON'T WANT SOMEBODY
COMING IN FIVE YEARS LATER

 

I MEAN, I DON'T WANT SOMEBODY
COMING IN FIVE YEARS LATER
SAYING, "OH, MY GOD.

 

SAYING, "OH, MY GOD.
WHO DONE THIS?"

 

SAYING, "OH, MY GOD.
WHO DONE THIS?"
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

WHO DONE THIS?"
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WELL, DON'T WORRY.

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, IT WON'T

 

WELL, DON'T WORRY.
IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, IT WON'T
BE ME.

 

IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, IT WON'T
BE ME.

 

IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, IT WON'T
BE ME.
>> LET'S LOOK HERE.

 

>> LET'S LOOK HERE.
FEEL THE LOVE?

 

>> LET'S LOOK HERE.
FEEL THE LOVE?
>> I FELT SOMETHING.

 

FEEL THE LOVE?
>> I FELT SOMETHING.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

>> I FELT SOMETHING.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
DROP THE HANGER DOWN A LITTLE

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
DROP THE HANGER DOWN A LITTLE
BIT.

 

DROP THE HANGER DOWN A LITTLE
BIT.

 

DROP THE HANGER DOWN A LITTLE
BIT.
>> OH, RIGHT.

 

>> OH, RIGHT.
>> WHAT I'M GONNA DO -- I'M

 

>> OH, RIGHT.
>> WHAT I'M GONNA DO -- I'M
GONNA DROP A "T" RIGHT THERE.

 

>> WHAT I'M GONNA DO -- I'M
GONNA DROP A "T" RIGHT THERE.
>> RIGHT WHERE I AM?

 

GONNA DROP A "T" RIGHT THERE.
>> RIGHT WHERE I AM?
>> HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS

 

>> RIGHT WHERE I AM?
>> HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS
BEFORE, MIKE, AT ALL?

 

>> HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS
BEFORE, MIKE, AT ALL?
>> YEAH, JUST EARLIER THIS

 

BEFORE, MIKE, AT ALL?
>> YEAH, JUST EARLIER THIS
MORNING I WAS DROPPING A "T"

 

>> YEAH, JUST EARLIER THIS
MORNING I WAS DROPPING A "T"
UNDERNEATH AN OLD BENT HOUSE.

 

MORNING I WAS DROPPING A "T"
UNDERNEATH AN OLD BENT HOUSE.
I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

 

UNDERNEATH AN OLD BENT HOUSE.
I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
HOW DO THESE THINGS WORK,

 

I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
HOW DO THESE THINGS WORK,
EXACTLY?

 

HOW DO THESE THINGS WORK,
EXACTLY?
>> YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY

 

EXACTLY?
>> YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY
WITH THEM.

 

>> YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY
WITH THEM.

 

>> YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY
WITH THEM.
YOU GOT THEM ON BACKWARDS.

 

YOU GOT THEM ON BACKWARDS.
THAT'S A LITTLE LONG.

 

YOU GOT THEM ON BACKWARDS.
THAT'S A LITTLE LONG.
YOU EVER CUT A PIECE OF PIPE

 

THAT'S A LITTLE LONG.
YOU EVER CUT A PIECE OF PIPE
BEFORE, MIKE?

 

YOU EVER CUT A PIECE OF PIPE
BEFORE, MIKE?
>> NO, DON, I HAVEN'T, TO BE

 

BEFORE, MIKE?
>> NO, DON, I HAVEN'T, TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.

 

>> NO, DON, I HAVEN'T, TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
>> I CAN TELL.

 

HONEST WITH YOU.
>> I CAN TELL.
WE GOT IT KIND OF LINED UP.

 

>> I CAN TELL.
WE GOT IT KIND OF LINED UP.
ALMOST GOT ME A NAIL IN THE

 

WE GOT IT KIND OF LINED UP.
ALMOST GOT ME A NAIL IN THE
HEAD -- OH, IT'S GOT IT RIGHT IN

 

ALMOST GOT ME A NAIL IN THE
HEAD -- OH, IT'S GOT IT RIGHT IN
THE SIDE OF IT JUST THEN --

 

HEAD -- OH, IT'S GOT IT RIGHT IN
THE SIDE OF IT JUST THEN --
IT'S STILL BURNING.

 

THE SIDE OF IT JUST THEN --
IT'S STILL BURNING.
>> YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

 

IT'S STILL BURNING.
>> YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH.

 

>> YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> MAN JUST RAN A NAIL STRAIGHT

 

>> YEAH.
>> MAN JUST RAN A NAIL STRAIGHT
INTO HIS NOGGIN -- UNBELIEVABLE.

 

>> MAN JUST RAN A NAIL STRAIGHT
INTO HIS NOGGIN -- UNBELIEVABLE.
>> HERE, MIKE, TAKE THAT.

 

INTO HIS NOGGIN -- UNBELIEVABLE.
>> HERE, MIKE, TAKE THAT.
SAND THE END OF IT.

 

>> HERE, MIKE, TAKE THAT.
SAND THE END OF IT.
>> THIS GUY RIGHT HERE?

 

SAND THE END OF IT.
>> THIS GUY RIGHT HERE?
>> THAT'S IT.

 

>> THIS GUY RIGHT HERE?
>> THAT'S IT.
THERE YOU GO.

 

>> THAT'S IT.
THERE YOU GO.
[ CHUCKLES ]

 

THERE YOU GO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
LOOKS LIKE YOU DONE SOME OF THAT

 

[ CHUCKLES ]
LOOKS LIKE YOU DONE SOME OF THAT
BEFORE.

 

LOOKS LIKE YOU DONE SOME OF THAT
BEFORE.
>> I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE MOTION.

 

BEFORE.
>> I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE MOTION.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE MOTION.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S YOUR PLUGS, PASTE.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S YOUR PLUGS, PASTE.
IT CLEANS IT EVEN A LITTLE BIT

 

HERE'S YOUR PLUGS, PASTE.
IT CLEANS IT EVEN A LITTLE BIT
MORE.

 

IT CLEANS IT EVEN A LITTLE BIT
MORE.
>> I LIKE THAT.

 

MORE.
>> I LIKE THAT.
>> UH-HUH.

 

>> I LIKE THAT.
>> UH-HUH.
>> UH-HUH.

 

>> UH-HUH.
>> UH-HUH.
>> WHAT DO WE NEED -- ABOUT

 

>> UH-HUH.
>> WHAT DO WE NEED -- ABOUT
4 INCHES THERE, PROBABLY?

 

>> WHAT DO WE NEED -- ABOUT
4 INCHES THERE, PROBABLY?
>> I WOULD SAY ROUGHLY

 

4 INCHES THERE, PROBABLY?
>> I WOULD SAY ROUGHLY
4 3/4 INCHES.

 

>> I WOULD SAY ROUGHLY
4 3/4 INCHES.
>> I THOUGHT MORE LIKE 4 7/8.

 

4 3/4 INCHES.
>> I THOUGHT MORE LIKE 4 7/8.
HERE'S THAT.

 

>> I THOUGHT MORE LIKE 4 7/8.
HERE'S THAT.
ADD THE SOLDER TO IT AND SEE IF

 

HERE'S THAT.
ADD THE SOLDER TO IT AND SEE IF
IT'LL START MELTING.

 

ADD THE SOLDER TO IT AND SEE IF
IT'LL START MELTING.
DUDE, THAT LOOKS LIKE [BLEEP]

 

IT'LL START MELTING.
DUDE, THAT LOOKS LIKE [BLEEP]
>> I KNOW.

 

DUDE, THAT LOOKS LIKE [BLEEP]
>> I KNOW.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

 

>> I KNOW.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WELL, IT'S MY FIRST TIME.

 

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WELL, IT'S MY FIRST TIME.
I'M KIND OF JACKED UP AND UPSIDE

 

WELL, IT'S MY FIRST TIME.
I'M KIND OF JACKED UP AND UPSIDE
DOWN, AND BUGS ARE CRAWLING DOWN

 

I'M KIND OF JACKED UP AND UPSIDE
DOWN, AND BUGS ARE CRAWLING DOWN
MY BACK, AND YOU'RE BLEEDING

 

DOWN, AND BUGS ARE CRAWLING DOWN
MY BACK, AND YOU'RE BLEEDING
FROM YOUR HEAD ON ACCOUNT OF A

 

MY BACK, AND YOU'RE BLEEDING
FROM YOUR HEAD ON ACCOUNT OF A

 

MY BACK, AND YOU'RE BLEEDING
FROM YOUR HEAD ON ACCOUNT OF A
RUSTY NAIL, AND THE MAPP GAS IS

 

RUSTY NAIL, AND THE MAPP GAS IS

 

RUSTY NAIL, AND THE MAPP GAS IS
VERY WARM.

 

VERY WARM.

 

VERY WARM.
>> WELL, I CAN DO IT.

 

>> WELL, I CAN DO IT.
>> WELL, HERE.

 

>> WELL, I CAN DO IT.
>> WELL, HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME?

 

>> WELL, HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME?
BY WAY OF EXAMPLE, WE CAN SHOW

 

WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME?
BY WAY OF EXAMPLE, WE CAN SHOW
THE VIEWER, YOU KNOW, THE GOOD

 

BY WAY OF EXAMPLE, WE CAN SHOW
THE VIEWER, YOU KNOW, THE GOOD

 

BY WAY OF EXAMPLE, WE CAN SHOW
THE VIEWER, YOU KNOW, THE GOOD
WAY AND THE WRONG WAY.

 

WAY AND THE WRONG WAY.
>> THAT'S THE WRONG WAY.

 

WAY AND THE WRONG WAY.
>> THAT'S THE WRONG WAY.
I'M SORRY.

 

>> THAT'S THE WRONG WAY.
I'M SORRY.
>> OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

 

I'M SORRY.
>> OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO NOW WE'RE GONNA

 

>> OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO NOW WE'RE GONNA
SWAP AGAIN.

 

>> ALL RIGHT, SO NOW WE'RE GONNA
SWAP AGAIN.
THAT DON'T SOUND GOOD, DOES IT?

 

SWAP AGAIN.
THAT DON'T SOUND GOOD, DOES IT?
BOY, DON'T YOU BREAK WIND.

 

THAT DON'T SOUND GOOD, DOES IT?
BOY, DON'T YOU BREAK WIND.
>> DON IS A LONELY MAN.

 

BOY, DON'T YOU BREAK WIND.
>> DON IS A LONELY MAN.
>> OKAY, PULL YOUR FEET UP.

 

>> DON IS A LONELY MAN.
>> OKAY, PULL YOUR FEET UP.
>> I ASSURE YOU, YOU ARE.

 

>> OKAY, PULL YOUR FEET UP.
>> I ASSURE YOU, YOU ARE.
ALL RIGHT.

 

>> I ASSURE YOU, YOU ARE.
ALL RIGHT.
>> RIGHT HERE -- CUT IT RIGHT

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> RIGHT HERE -- CUT IT RIGHT
THROUGH HERE.

 

>> RIGHT HERE -- CUT IT RIGHT
THROUGH HERE.
WE'RE GONNA PUT A "T" IN IT,

 

THROUGH HERE.
WE'RE GONNA PUT A "T" IN IT,

 

THROUGH HERE.
WE'RE GONNA PUT A "T" IN IT,
TAKE THIS PIECE OF COPPER RIGHT

 

TAKE THIS PIECE OF COPPER RIGHT
HERE, SHOOT IT STRAIGHT

 

TAKE THIS PIECE OF COPPER RIGHT
HERE, SHOOT IT STRAIGHT
THATAWAY.

 

HERE, SHOOT IT STRAIGHT
THATAWAY.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

 

THATAWAY.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
>> I'M GONNA NEED TO GET OVER

 

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
>> I'M GONNA NEED TO GET OVER
THERE AGAIN.

 

>> I'M GONNA NEED TO GET OVER
THERE AGAIN.
>> OKAY. LET ME CRAWL BACK.

 

THERE AGAIN.
>> OKAY. LET ME CRAWL BACK.
>> SAME ROUTINE AS BEFORE?

 

>> OKAY. LET ME CRAWL BACK.
>> SAME ROUTINE AS BEFORE?
>> YEP. MIGHT TAKE ME A LITTLE

 

>> SAME ROUTINE AS BEFORE?
>> YEP. MIGHT TAKE ME A LITTLE
LONGER THIS TIME.

 

>> YEP. MIGHT TAKE ME A LITTLE
LONGER THIS TIME.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

LONGER THIS TIME.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HOW COME YOU'RE ALWAYS ON TOP?

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
HOW COME YOU'RE ALWAYS ON TOP?
>> I DON'T LIKE THE BOTTOM.

 

HOW COME YOU'RE ALWAYS ON TOP?
>> I DON'T LIKE THE BOTTOM.
>> I DON'T THINK I DO EITHER, TO

 

>> I DON'T LIKE THE BOTTOM.
>> I DON'T THINK I DO EITHER, TO
BE HONEST WITH YOU.

 

>> I DON'T THINK I DO EITHER, TO
BE HONEST WITH YOU.
ALL RIGHT.

 

BE HONEST WITH YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS SHOW JUST GOT A LITTLE

 

ALL RIGHT.
THIS SHOW JUST GOT A LITTLE

 

ALL RIGHT.
THIS SHOW JUST GOT A LITTLE
WEIRD.

 

WEIRD.
WELL, WHAT IS SOLDER?

 

WEIRD.
WELL, WHAT IS SOLDER?
I MEAN, WHAT IS IT MADE OF?

 

WELL, WHAT IS SOLDER?
I MEAN, WHAT IS IT MADE OF?
>> THIS IS NICKEL-BEARING.

 

I MEAN, WHAT IS IT MADE OF?
>> THIS IS NICKEL-BEARING.
>> NICKEL-BEARING.

 

>> THIS IS NICKEL-BEARING.
>> NICKEL-BEARING.
INTERESTING.

 

>> NICKEL-BEARING.
INTERESTING.
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT

 

INTERESTING.
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT
SOLDER IS, DO YOU?

 

YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT
SOLDER IS, DO YOU?
>> YEAH. SEE THE SILVER STUFF ON

 

SOLDER IS, DO YOU?
>> YEAH. SEE THE SILVER STUFF ON
THE ROW?

 

>> YEAH. SEE THE SILVER STUFF ON
THE ROW?
THAT'S COPPER -- I MEAN, THAT'S

 

THE ROW?
THAT'S COPPER -- I MEAN, THAT'S
SOLDER.

 

THAT'S COPPER -- I MEAN, THAT'S
SOLDER.
>> COPPER, SOLDER -- SEE, IT ALL

 

SOLDER.
>> COPPER, SOLDER -- SEE, IT ALL
GETS VERY CONFUSING WHEN YOU'RE

 

>> COPPER, SOLDER -- SEE, IT ALL
GETS VERY CONFUSING WHEN YOU'RE
UNDER A HOUSE.

 

GETS VERY CONFUSING WHEN YOU'RE
UNDER A HOUSE.
>> SEE, LEAD-FREE -- THAT'S THE

 

UNDER A HOUSE.
>> SEE, LEAD-FREE -- THAT'S THE
MAIN THING IS LEAD-FREE.

 

>> SEE, LEAD-FREE -- THAT'S THE
MAIN THING IS LEAD-FREE.
>> WELL, WE KNOW WHAT'S NOT IN

 

MAIN THING IS LEAD-FREE.
>> WELL, WE KNOW WHAT'S NOT IN
IT, THEN.

 

>> WELL, WE KNOW WHAT'S NOT IN
IT, THEN.
>> RIGHT.

 

IT, THEN.
>> RIGHT.
>> WE'RE STILL A LITTLE

 

>> RIGHT.
>> WE'RE STILL A LITTLE
CONFUSED, THOUGH, AS TO WHAT THE

 

>> WE'RE STILL A LITTLE
CONFUSED, THOUGH, AS TO WHAT THE
ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN SOLDER

 

CONFUSED, THOUGH, AS TO WHAT THE
ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN SOLDER
MIGHT BE.

 

ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN SOLDER
MIGHT BE.
>> ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO MAKE

 

MIGHT BE.
>> ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO MAKE
ME LOOK DUMB ON CAMERA?

 

>> ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO MAKE
ME LOOK DUMB ON CAMERA?
>> NO, WHEN IT COMES TO LOOKING

 

ME LOOK DUMB ON CAMERA?
>> NO, WHEN IT COMES TO LOOKING
DUMB, THERE'S PLENTY TO GO

 

>> NO, WHEN IT COMES TO LOOKING
DUMB, THERE'S PLENTY TO GO
AROUND.

 

DUMB, THERE'S PLENTY TO GO
AROUND.
>> OKAY. WELL, YOU'RE DOING FINE

 

AROUND.
>> OKAY. WELL, YOU'RE DOING FINE
FOR BOTH OF US.

 

>> OKAY. WELL, YOU'RE DOING FINE
FOR BOTH OF US.
>> COMING UP...

 

FOR BOTH OF US.
>> COMING UP...
SOMETHING BAD...

 

>> COMING UP...
SOMETHING BAD...
>> WHOA!

 

SOMETHING BAD...
>> WHOA!

 

SOMETHING BAD...
>> WHOA!
>> ...SOMETHING REALLY BAD.

 

>> ...SOMETHING REALLY BAD.
AAH! [ SPITS ]

 

>> ...SOMETHING REALLY BAD.
AAH! [ SPITS ]
THEN I STEP INTO THE BIG SHOES

 

AAH! [ SPITS ]
THEN I STEP INTO THE BIG SHOES
OF A PROFESSIONAL MUD MAKER.

 

THEN I STEP INTO THE BIG SHOES
OF A PROFESSIONAL MUD MAKER.
I'M THE MUDDIEST MAN IN THE

 

OF A PROFESSIONAL MUD MAKER.
I'M THE MUDDIEST MAN IN THE
LAND.

 

I'M THE MUDDIEST MAN IN THE
LAND.
AND LATER...

 

LAND.
AND LATER...
I JOIN A DIRTY BUNCH OF GUYS...

 

AND LATER...
I JOIN A DIRTY BUNCH OF GUYS...
>> THESE ARE ROUGHNECKS.

 

I JOIN A DIRTY BUNCH OF GUYS...
>> THESE ARE ROUGHNECKS.
>> ROUGHNECKS!

 

>> THESE ARE ROUGHNECKS.
>> ROUGHNECKS!
...ON A FEVERISH QUEST FOR BLACK

 

>> ROUGHNECKS!
...ON A FEVERISH QUEST FOR BLACK
GOLD.

 

...ON A FEVERISH QUEST FOR BLACK
GOLD.
WHAT IS THE RUSH, GUYS?

 

GOLD.
WHAT IS THE RUSH, GUYS?
WHERE'S THE FIRE?

 

n8

 

 

>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT IT IN THERE.

 

WE GOT IT IN THERE.
>> THAT'S A LOT BETTER.

 

WE GOT IT IN THERE.
>> THAT'S A LOT BETTER.
>> ALL RIGHT, DON.

 

>> THAT'S A LOT BETTER.
>> ALL RIGHT, DON.
SO, WE'RE LOOKING AT A HOLE HERE

 

>> ALL RIGHT, DON.
SO, WE'RE LOOKING AT A HOLE HERE

 

>> ALL RIGHT, DON.
SO, WE'RE LOOKING AT A HOLE HERE
THAT'S BEEN DRILLED IN THE

 

THAT'S BEEN DRILLED IN THE
FLOOR.

 

THAT'S BEEN DRILLED IN THE
FLOOR.
THAT GOES UP INTO THE SINK.

 

FLOOR.
THAT GOES UP INTO THE SINK.
>> YEAH, THE KITCHEN SINK.

 

THAT GOES UP INTO THE SINK.
>> YEAH, THE KITCHEN SINK.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE NEED A

 

>> YEAH, THE KITCHEN SINK.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE NEED A
"T" -- NO, WE NEED AN "L."

 

>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE NEED A
"T" -- NO, WE NEED AN "L."
>> WE NEED AN "L."

 

"T" -- NO, WE NEED AN "L."
>> WE NEED AN "L."
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER, MIKE.

 

>> WE NEED AN "L."
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER, MIKE.
>> YEAH.

 

YOU'RE GETTING BETTER, MIKE.
>> YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, DON.

 

>> YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, DON.
I GOT IT IN, BUT IT IS A LITTLE

 

ALL RIGHT, DON.
I GOT IT IN, BUT IT IS A LITTLE
DIRTY.

 

I GOT IT IN, BUT IT IS A LITTLE
DIRTY.
>> YEAH, YOU GOT MUD ALL OVER

 

DIRTY.
>> YEAH, YOU GOT MUD ALL OVER
IT, MIKE.

 

>> YEAH, YOU GOT MUD ALL OVER
IT, MIKE.
>> HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW?

 

IT, MIKE.
>> HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW?
>> THAT'S PLENTY.

 

>> HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW?
>> THAT'S PLENTY.
>> SO, DRAG THE STUFF OUT.

 

>> THAT'S PLENTY.
>> SO, DRAG THE STUFF OUT.
>> YEP. WE'RE DONE DOWN HERE.

 

>> SO, DRAG THE STUFF OUT.
>> YEP. WE'RE DONE DOWN HERE.
>> THEN WE HEAD UP INTO THE --

 

>> YEP. WE'RE DONE DOWN HERE.
>> THEN WE HEAD UP INTO THE --
WHENEVER THE HECK WE'RE HEADING.

 

>> THEN WE HEAD UP INTO THE --
WHENEVER THE HECK WE'RE HEADING.
LOOK AT US -- A COUPLE OF

 

WHENEVER THE HECK WE'RE HEADING.
LOOK AT US -- A COUPLE OF
SNAKES.

 

LOOK AT US -- A COUPLE OF
SNAKES.
>> IS THAT ALL YOU'RE TAKING?

 

SNAKES.
>> IS THAT ALL YOU'RE TAKING?
>> [ GRUNTING ]

 

 

BEAUTIFUL DAY IN OKLAHOMA.

 

BEAUTIFUL DAY IN OKLAHOMA.
I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING EXCEPT

 

BEAUTIFUL DAY IN OKLAHOMA.
I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING EXCEPT
THE PLUMBER.

 

I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING EXCEPT
THE PLUMBER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

 

THE PLUMBER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

 

THE PLUMBER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
DON BREWER, REAL LIVE PLUMBER.

 

DON BREWER, REAL LIVE PLUMBER.
>> THANKS, MIKE.

 

DON BREWER, REAL LIVE PLUMBER.
>> THANKS, MIKE.
>> YEAH, THANK YOU.

 

>> THANKS, MIKE.
>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
>> NOW LET'S GO INSIDE AND

 

>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
>> NOW LET'S GO INSIDE AND
FINISH THE REST OF IT.

 

>> NOW LET'S GO INSIDE AND
FINISH THE REST OF IT.
>> WELL, WE FINISHED THE

 

FINISH THE REST OF IT.
>> WELL, WE FINISHED THE
PLUMBING, AND I THOUGHT OUR DAY

 

>> WELL, WE FINISHED THE
PLUMBING, AND I THOUGHT OUR DAY
WAS DONE.

 

PLUMBING, AND I THOUGHT OUR DAY
WAS DONE.

 

PLUMBING, AND I THOUGHT OUR DAY
WAS DONE.
THEN DON GOT AN EMERGENCY CALL.

 

THEN DON GOT AN EMERGENCY CALL.
I WENT ALONG FOR THE RIDE.

 

THEN DON GOT AN EMERGENCY CALL.
I WENT ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
I WISH I HADN'T.

 

I WENT ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
I WISH I HADN'T.
WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS A

 

I WISH I HADN'T.
WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS A
PLUMBING PROBLEM HERE IN THE

 

WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS A
PLUMBING PROBLEM HERE IN THE
BACKYARD AT THE WOOD RESIDENCE.

 

PLUMBING PROBLEM HERE IN THE
BACKYARD AT THE WOOD RESIDENCE.
WHEN MR. OR MRS. WOOD FLUSHES

 

BACKYARD AT THE WOOD RESIDENCE.
WHEN MR. OR MRS. WOOD FLUSHES
THEIR TOILET, THIS IS

 

WHEN MR. OR MRS. WOOD FLUSHES
THEIR TOILET, THIS IS
ESSENTIALLY WHAT HAPPENS.

 

THEIR TOILET, THIS IS
ESSENTIALLY WHAT HAPPENS.
IT'S A BIT OF A BACKUP, BUT

 

ESSENTIALLY WHAT HAPPENS.
IT'S A BIT OF A BACKUP, BUT

 

ESSENTIALLY WHAT HAPPENS.
IT'S A BIT OF A BACKUP, BUT
FORTUNATELY, DON BREWER'S ON THE

 

FORTUNATELY, DON BREWER'S ON THE
SCENE.

 

FORTUNATELY, DON BREWER'S ON THE
SCENE.
UNFORTUNATELY I AM, TOO.

 

SCENE.
UNFORTUNATELY I AM, TOO.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A

 

UNFORTUNATELY I AM, TOO.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A
CLASSIC CLOG?

 

IS THIS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A
CLASSIC CLOG?

 

IS THIS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A
CLASSIC CLOG?
>> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

 

>> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
IT'S A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]

 

>> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
IT'S A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]
>> I THINK I FOUND THE PROBLEM.

 

IT'S A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]
>> I THINK I FOUND THE PROBLEM.

 

IT'S A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]
>> I THINK I FOUND THE PROBLEM.
>> SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE FLUSHED

 

>> SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE FLUSHED
IT DOWN THE TOILET.

 

>> SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE FLUSHED
IT DOWN THE TOILET.
>> THERE'S A LITTLE MAN IN THE

 

IT DOWN THE TOILET.
>> THERE'S A LITTLE MAN IN THE
PIPE.

 

>> THERE'S A LITTLE MAN IN THE
PIPE.
LOOK AT THAT MESS.

 

PIPE.
LOOK AT THAT MESS.
GOOD GRIEF.

 

LOOK AT THAT MESS.
GOOD GRIEF.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN

 

GOOD GRIEF.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
HERE.

 

>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
HERE.
>> OH, COME ON.

 

HERE.
>> OH, COME ON.
I CHEW MY PEANUTS.

 

>> OH, COME ON.
I CHEW MY PEANUTS.
>> NOW, MIKE, YOU SEE, WE GOT IT

 

I CHEW MY PEANUTS.
>> NOW, MIKE, YOU SEE, WE GOT IT
FULL OF WATER RIGHT HERE.

 

>> NOW, MIKE, YOU SEE, WE GOT IT
FULL OF WATER RIGHT HERE.
WHEN WE GET RID OF THIS WATER,

 

FULL OF WATER RIGHT HERE.
WHEN WE GET RID OF THIS WATER,
MORE THAN LIKELY, WE'LL HAVE IT

 

WHEN WE GET RID OF THIS WATER,
MORE THAN LIKELY, WE'LL HAVE IT
UNSTOPPED.

 

MORE THAN LIKELY, WE'LL HAVE IT
UNSTOPPED.
>> WHOA!

 

UNSTOPPED.
>> WHOA!
>> SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

 

>> WHOA!
>> SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> OW!

 

>> SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> OW!
>> I GOT TO DIG IT UP, MIKE.

 

>> OW!
>> I GOT TO DIG IT UP, MIKE.
>> NO, NO. WE CAN GET IT.

 

>> I GOT TO DIG IT UP, MIKE.
>> NO, NO. WE CAN GET IT.
>> DO YOU THINK YOU TURNED A

 

>> NO, NO. WE CAN GET IT.
>> DO YOU THINK YOU TURNED A
CORNER?

 

>> DO YOU THINK YOU TURNED A
CORNER?
WELL, DON'S FANCY, HIGH-TECH

 

CORNER?
WELL, DON'S FANCY, HIGH-TECH
MACHINE WITH YARDS AND YARDS OF

 

WELL, DON'S FANCY, HIGH-TECH
MACHINE WITH YARDS AND YARDS OF
HIGH-TECH CABLE HAVE FAILED TO

 

MACHINE WITH YARDS AND YARDS OF
HIGH-TECH CABLE HAVE FAILED TO
NEGOTIATE THE KEY TURN IN THE

 

HIGH-TECH CABLE HAVE FAILED TO
NEGOTIATE THE KEY TURN IN THE
T-JOINT.

 

NEGOTIATE THE KEY TURN IN THE
T-JOINT.
THEREFORE, WE ARE RELYING ON A

 

T-JOINT.
THEREFORE, WE ARE RELYING ON A

 

T-JOINT.
THEREFORE, WE ARE RELYING ON A
SLIGHTLY MORE PRIMITIVE METHOD.

 

SLIGHTLY MORE PRIMITIVE METHOD.
THANK YOU.

 

SLIGHTLY MORE PRIMITIVE METHOD.
THANK YOU.
GOOD SOIL.

 

THANK YOU.
GOOD SOIL.
>> YEAH.

 

GOOD SOIL.
>> YEAH.
>> VERY, VERY RICH.

 

>> YEAH.
>> VERY, VERY RICH.
>> WELL...

 

>> VERY, VERY RICH.
>> WELL...
>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW?

 

>> WELL...
>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW?

 

>> WELL...
>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW?
>> GUESS WE'LL TRY TO CUT THAT

 

>> GUESS WE'LL TRY TO CUT THAT
PIPE OFF.

 

>> GUESS WE'LL TRY TO CUT THAT
PIPE OFF.
>> WHAT DO YOU CUT THE PIPE

 

PIPE OFF.
>> WHAT DO YOU CUT THE PIPE
WITH?

 

>> WHAT DO YOU CUT THE PIPE
WITH?
>> I GOT A DRILL.

 

WITH?
>> I GOT A DRILL.
IT GOT THE SIDEWAYS BLADE ON IT.

 

>> I GOT A DRILL.
IT GOT THE SIDEWAYS BLADE ON IT.
>> I'LL GET IT.

 

IT GOT THE SIDEWAYS BLADE ON IT.
>> I'LL GET IT.
OH, MAN!

 

>> I'LL GET IT.
OH, MAN!
ANOTHER SHIRT.

 

OH, MAN!
ANOTHER SHIRT.
HOW DO WE CUT IT?

 

ANOTHER SHIRT.
HOW DO WE CUT IT?
>> DOWN HERE, IT'S ALREADY A

 

HOW DO WE CUT IT?
>> DOWN HERE, IT'S ALREADY A
LITTLE LOOSE.

 

>> DOWN HERE, IT'S ALREADY A
LITTLE LOOSE.
I THINK WE CAN JUST SNAP IT OFF.

 

LITTLE LOOSE.
I THINK WE CAN JUST SNAP IT OFF.
>> WELL, SNAP IT OFF, THEN.

 

I THINK WE CAN JUST SNAP IT OFF.
>> WELL, SNAP IT OFF, THEN.
>> YEAH.

 

>> WELL, SNAP IT OFF, THEN.
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S A GOOD THING I GOT THE

 

>> YEAH.
>> IT'S A GOOD THING I GOT THE
SAW.

 

>> IT'S A GOOD THING I GOT THE
SAW.
>> WELL, REACH DOWN THERE AND

 

SAW.
>> WELL, REACH DOWN THERE AND
SEE IF YOU CAN FEEL WHAT'S IN

 

>> WELL, REACH DOWN THERE AND
SEE IF YOU CAN FEEL WHAT'S IN
THE WAY.

 

SEE IF YOU CAN FEEL WHAT'S IN
THE WAY.
>> OH, THAT'S NOT MUD.

 

THE WAY.
>> OH, THAT'S NOT MUD.
>> NO, THAT AIN'T.

 

>> OH, THAT'S NOT MUD.
>> NO, THAT AIN'T.
>> THAT'S NOT MUD, DON.

 

>> NO, THAT AIN'T.
>> THAT'S NOT MUD, DON.
WATCH -- NICE WATCH.

 

>> THAT'S NOT MUD, DON.
WATCH -- NICE WATCH.
FORGOT TO TAKE THE WATCH OFF.

 

WATCH -- NICE WATCH.
FORGOT TO TAKE THE WATCH OFF.
MORON.

 


FORGOT TO TAKE THE WATCH OFF.
MORON.
>> TRY TO GO PUT A LITTLE JUICE

 

MORON.
>> TRY TO GO PUT A LITTLE JUICE
ON IT HERE.

 

>> TRY TO GO PUT A LITTLE JUICE
ON IT HERE.
>> AAH! [ SPITS ]

 

ON IT HERE.
>> AAH! [ SPITS ]
FORGOT RULE NUMBER FOUR.

 

>> AAH! [ SPITS ]
FORGOT RULE NUMBER FOUR.
>> YEAH, KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.

 

FORGOT RULE NUMBER FOUR.
>> YEAH, KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.
>> "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT."

 

>> YEAH, KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.
>> "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT."
ALL RIGHT.

 

>> "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT."
ALL RIGHT.
FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING SOMEWHERE.

 

ALL RIGHT.
FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING SOMEWHERE.
OH, YEAH. WE'RE IN.

 

FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING SOMEWHERE.
OH, YEAH. WE'RE IN.
IS IT GOING DOWN BY ITSELF NOW?

 

OH, YEAH. WE'RE IN.
IS IT GOING DOWN BY ITSELF NOW?
>> I THINK MAYBE IT IS.

 

IS IT GOING DOWN BY ITSELF NOW?
>> I THINK MAYBE IT IS.
>> YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.

 

>> I THINK MAYBE IT IS.
>> YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.
LET ME PUT ANOTHER SNAKE ON IT.

 

>> YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.
LET ME PUT ANOTHER SNAKE ON IT.
>> THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

 

LET ME PUT ANOTHER SNAKE ON IT.
>> THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE.

 

>> THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE.
>> YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.

 

I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE.
>> YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.
>> I'LL STAY HERE AND KEEP AN

 

>> YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.
>> I'LL STAY HERE AND KEEP AN
EYE ON THE POO.

 

>> I'LL STAY HERE AND KEEP AN
EYE ON THE POO.
>> YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MIKE.

 

EYE ON THE POO.
>> YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MIKE.
>> THANKS, DON.

 

>> YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MIKE.
>> THANKS, DON.
>> I COULD PROBABLY GET YOU A

 

>> THANKS, DON.
>> I COULD PROBABLY GET YOU A
JOB DOING THIS.

 

>> I COULD PROBABLY GET YOU A
JOB DOING THIS.
>> HEY, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.

 

JOB DOING THIS.
>> HEY, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
THAT'S ABOUT AS FAR AS WE GO,

 

>> HEY, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
THAT'S ABOUT AS FAR AS WE GO,
HUH?

 

THAT'S ABOUT AS FAR AS WE GO,
HUH?
>> WE'VE GOT IT UNSTOPPED.

 

HUH?
>> WE'VE GOT IT UNSTOPPED.
>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

 

>> WE'VE GOT IT UNSTOPPED.
>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>> THIS IS DONE BESIDES PUTTING

 

>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>> THIS IS DONE BESIDES PUTTING
THE PIPE BACK IN IT AND YOU

 

>> THIS IS DONE BESIDES PUTTING
THE PIPE BACK IN IT AND YOU

 

>> THIS IS DONE BESIDES PUTTING
THE PIPE BACK IN IT AND YOU
COVERING THE HOLE.

 

COVERING THE HOLE.
>> YEAH, ME COVERING THE HOLE.

 

COVERING THE HOLE.
>> YEAH, ME COVERING THE HOLE.
WELL, THERE IT IS -- MY DAY WITH

 

>> YEAH, ME COVERING THE HOLE.
WELL, THERE IT IS -- MY DAY WITH
DON THE PLUMBER.

 

WELL, THERE IT IS -- MY DAY WITH
DON THE PLUMBER.
I SLOWED HIM DOWN.

 

DON THE PLUMBER.
I SLOWED HIM DOWN.
I COST HIM SOME MONEY.

 

I SLOWED HIM DOWN.
I COST HIM SOME MONEY.

 

I SLOWED HIM DOWN.
I COST HIM SOME MONEY.
I RIPPED MY SHIRT.

 

I RIPPED MY SHIRT.
I THINK I EVEN GOT ON HIS NERVES

 

I RIPPED MY SHIRT.
I THINK I EVEN GOT ON HIS NERVES
A LITTLE BIT.

 

I THINK I EVEN GOT ON HIS NERVES
A LITTLE BIT.
ALL IN ALL, A GOOD DAY AND A

 

A LITTLE BIT.
ALL IN ALL, A GOOD DAY AND A
VERY DIRTY JOB.

 

ALL IN ALL, A GOOD DAY AND A
VERY DIRTY JOB.
COMING UP...

 

VERY DIRTY JOB.
COMING UP...
THIS IS A MUD FACTORY.

 

COMING UP...
THIS IS A MUD FACTORY.
...WHEN YOU MAKE DESIGNER MUD...

 

THIS IS A MUD FACTORY.
...WHEN YOU MAKE DESIGNER MUD...
OH! JEEZ!

 

...WHEN YOU MAKE DESIGNER MUD...
OH! JEEZ!
...IT TAKES A LITTLE MUSCLE.

 

OH! JEEZ!
...IT TAKES A LITTLE MUSCLE.
IT'S GOT A LITTLE KICK TO IT.

 

 

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS, INC.

 

[ horn honks ]

 

THE THINGS WE DO WHILE DRIVING.

 

GRAB A QUICK BITE,

 

GET READY FOR WORK.

 

ALL WE'RE REALLY DOING

 

OF HAVING AN ACCIDENT.

 

GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT

 

FOR DOING THESE THINGS LESS.

 

PLUS AN EXTRA BONUS

 

YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT.

 

A BETTER PLACE TO DRIVE.

 

THAT'S ALLSTATE'S STAND.

 

ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?

 

WHAT?

 

GET YOUR FIX OF FRESHNESS.

 

FEBREZE... ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

 

IT'S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

 

 

>> WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS

 

>> WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY NOW TO TELL YOU

 

>> WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY NOW TO TELL YOU
EVERY SINGLE THING I KNOW ABOUT

 

OPPORTUNITY NOW TO TELL YOU
EVERY SINGLE THING I KNOW ABOUT
GASOLINE.

 

EVERY SINGLE THING I KNOW ABOUT
GASOLINE.
I KNOW YOU CAN GET LEADED OR

 

GASOLINE.
I KNOW YOU CAN GET LEADED OR
UNLEADED.

 

I KNOW YOU CAN GET LEADED OR
UNLEADED.
I KNOW YOU CAN GET HIGH OCTANE

 

UNLEADED.
I KNOW YOU CAN GET HIGH OCTANE
OR LOW OCTANE.

 

I KNOW YOU CAN GET HIGH OCTANE
OR LOW OCTANE.
AND YOU CAN STILL FIND DIESEL IF

 

OR LOW OCTANE.
AND YOU CAN STILL FIND DIESEL IF
YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH.

 

AND YOU CAN STILL FIND DIESEL IF
YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH.
I ALSO KNOW THAT GASOLINE IS

 

YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH.
I ALSO KNOW THAT GASOLINE IS
VERY FLAMMABLE AND EXTREMELY

 

I ALSO KNOW THAT GASOLINE IS
VERY FLAMMABLE AND EXTREMELY
EXPENSIVE.

 

VERY FLAMMABLE AND EXTREMELY
EXPENSIVE.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN'T HAVE

 

EXPENSIVE.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN'T HAVE
GASOLINE WITHOUT OIL.

 

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN'T HAVE
GASOLINE WITHOUT OIL.
WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT YOU

 

GASOLINE WITHOUT OIL.
WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT YOU
CAN'T HAVE OIL WITHOUT MUD...

 

WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT YOU
CAN'T HAVE OIL WITHOUT MUD...
LOTS AND LOTS OF MUD.

 

CAN'T HAVE OIL WITHOUT MUD...
LOTS AND LOTS OF MUD.
FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS HAS

 

LOTS AND LOTS OF MUD.
FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS HAS
15 LOCATIONS ON THE GULF COAST.

 

FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS HAS
15 LOCATIONS ON THE GULF COAST.

 

FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS HAS
15 LOCATIONS ON THE GULF COAST.
TODAY, WE'RE AT THE HOME OFFICE

 

TODAY, WE'RE AT THE HOME OFFICE
IN CROWLEY, LOUISIANA.

 

TODAY, WE'RE AT THE HOME OFFICE
IN CROWLEY, LOUISIANA.
WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

 

IN CROWLEY, LOUISIANA.
WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

 

IN CROWLEY, LOUISIANA.
WELL, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
THAT'S MARK DOWN THERE, TAPING

 

THAT'S MARK DOWN THERE, TAPING
MY FANCY RUBBER BOOTS TO MY

 

THAT'S MARK DOWN THERE, TAPING
MY FANCY RUBBER BOOTS TO MY
FANCY YELLOW SUIT, AND THIS IS

 

MY FANCY RUBBER BOOTS TO MY
FANCY YELLOW SUIT, AND THIS IS
ANDY.

 

FANCY YELLOW SUIT, AND THIS IS
ANDY.
AND THEY ALL WORK HERE AT

 

ANDY.
AND THEY ALL WORK HERE AT
THE -- THIS IS A MUD FACTORY.

 

AND THEY ALL WORK HERE AT
THE -- THIS IS A MUD FACTORY.
>> IT'S ACTUALLY A MUD PLANT.

 

THE -- THIS IS A MUD FACTORY.
>> IT'S ACTUALLY A MUD PLANT.
IT'S WHERE WE ACTUALLY MIX

 

>> IT'S ACTUALLY A MUD PLANT.
IT'S WHERE WE ACTUALLY MIX
DRILLING MUDS FOR OFFSHORE RIGS

 

IT'S WHERE WE ACTUALLY MIX
DRILLING MUDS FOR OFFSHORE RIGS
TO DO THE ACTUAL DRILLING.

 

DRILLING MUDS FOR OFFSHORE RIGS
TO DO THE ACTUAL DRILLING.
>> TELL ME IN LAYMAN'S TERMS WHY

 

TO DO THE ACTUAL DRILLING.
>> TELL ME IN LAYMAN'S TERMS WHY
MUD IS IMPORTANT WHEN IT COMES

 

>> TELL ME IN LAYMAN'S TERMS WHY
MUD IS IMPORTANT WHEN IT COMES
TO GETTING THE OIL OUT OF THE

 

MUD IS IMPORTANT WHEN IT COMES
TO GETTING THE OIL OUT OF THE
GROUND.

 

TO GETTING THE OIL OUT OF THE
GROUND.
>> WELL, MUD IS IMPORTANT FOR

 

GROUND.
>> WELL, MUD IS IMPORTANT FOR
A COUPLE OF REASONS.

 

>> WELL, MUD IS IMPORTANT FOR
A COUPLE OF REASONS.

 

>> WELL, MUD IS IMPORTANT FOR
A COUPLE OF REASONS.
ONE OF THE REASONS WOULD BE TO

 

ONE OF THE REASONS WOULD BE TO
KEEP THE PRESSURE OF THE WELL.

 

ONE OF THE REASONS WOULD BE TO
KEEP THE PRESSURE OF THE WELL.
IT DEPENDS ON THE PRESSURE IN

 

KEEP THE PRESSURE OF THE WELL.
IT DEPENDS ON THE PRESSURE IN
THE WELL WHAT SIZE AND WHAT

 

IT DEPENDS ON THE PRESSURE IN
THE WELL WHAT SIZE AND WHAT
WEIGHT WITH THE MUD.

 

THE WELL WHAT SIZE AND WHAT
WEIGHT WITH THE MUD.
>> RIGHT.

 

WEIGHT WITH THE MUD.
>> RIGHT.
>> SO, THEY USE IT TO KEEP IT

 

>> RIGHT.
>> SO, THEY USE IT TO KEEP IT
FROM COMING UP.

 

>> SO, THEY USE IT TO KEEP IT
FROM COMING UP.
THE MUD ALSO ACTS AS A LUBRICANT

 

FROM COMING UP.
THE MUD ALSO ACTS AS A LUBRICANT
FOR YOUR BITS, TO KEEP FROM

 

THE MUD ALSO ACTS AS A LUBRICANT
FOR YOUR BITS, TO KEEP FROM
BURNING YOUR BITS UP THAT THEY

 

FOR YOUR BITS, TO KEEP FROM
BURNING YOUR BITS UP THAT THEY
USE TO DRILL THE ACTUAL WELL

 

BURNING YOUR BITS UP THAT THEY
USE TO DRILL THE ACTUAL WELL
WITH.

 

USE TO DRILL THE ACTUAL WELL
WITH.
>> SO, ANDY, I'M LOOKING DOWN

 

WITH.
>> SO, ANDY, I'M LOOKING DOWN
RIGHT NOW INTO A -- WHAT IS

 

>> SO, ANDY, I'M LOOKING DOWN
RIGHT NOW INTO A -- WHAT IS
THIS EXACTLY?

 

RIGHT NOW INTO A -- WHAT IS
THIS EXACTLY?
>> THIS IS A MIXING PIT.

 

THIS EXACTLY?
>> THIS IS A MIXING PIT.

 

THIS EXACTLY?
>> THIS IS A MIXING PIT.
THIS IS WHERE WE ACTUALLY MIX

 

THIS IS WHERE WE ACTUALLY MIX
THE DRILLING MUD.

 

THIS IS WHERE WE ACTUALLY MIX
THE DRILLING MUD.
>> SO, WHEN YOU MIX THE MUD, YOU

 

THE DRILLING MUD.
>> SO, WHEN YOU MIX THE MUD, YOU
MEAN SOME BATCHES ARE DIFFERENT

 

>> SO, WHEN YOU MIX THE MUD, YOU
MEAN SOME BATCHES ARE DIFFERENT
THAN OTHER BATCHES?

 

MEAN SOME BATCHES ARE DIFFERENT
THAN OTHER BATCHES?
>> THAT'S RIGHT -- WEIGHTWISE,

 

THAN OTHER BATCHES?
>> THAT'S RIGHT -- WEIGHTWISE,
VISCOSITY.

 

>> THAT'S RIGHT -- WEIGHTWISE,
VISCOSITY.
IT JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT THE

 

VISCOSITY.
IT JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT THE
CUSTOMER IS LOOKING FOR, WHAT

 

IT JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT THE
CUSTOMER IS LOOKING FOR, WHAT
TYPE OF PROPERTIES.

 

CUSTOMER IS LOOKING FOR, WHAT
TYPE OF PROPERTIES.
>> AND WHAT'S THE JOB DOWN

 

TYPE OF PROPERTIES.
>> AND WHAT'S THE JOB DOWN
THERE, MARK?

 

>> AND WHAT'S THE JOB DOWN
THERE, MARK?
>> BASICALLY, WE'RE GONNA JUST

 

THERE, MARK?
>> BASICALLY, WE'RE GONNA JUST
TRY TO GET ALL THE MUD DOWN INTO

 

>> BASICALLY, WE'RE GONNA JUST
TRY TO GET ALL THE MUD DOWN INTO
THE SUMP HOLE, WASH ALL THE

 

TRY TO GET ALL THE MUD DOWN INTO
THE SUMP HOLE, WASH ALL THE
WALLS DOWN, AND GET ALL THE MUD

 

THE SUMP HOLE, WASH ALL THE
WALLS DOWN, AND GET ALL THE MUD
OUT OF THE PIT.

 

WALLS DOWN, AND GET ALL THE MUD
OUT OF THE PIT.
>> ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH,

 

OUT OF THE PIT.
>> ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH,
DEAR FRIENDS -- ONCE MORE.

 

>> ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH,
DEAR FRIENDS -- ONCE MORE.
OH, YEAH.

 

DEAR FRIENDS -- ONCE MORE.
OH, YEAH.
OH, THAT'S MUD.

 

OH, YEAH.
OH, THAT'S MUD.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE

 

OH, THAT'S MUD.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE
THAN A SQUEEGEE.

 

I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE
THAN A SQUEEGEE.
>> WE'RE GONNA USE THAT

 

THAN A SQUEEGEE.
>> WE'RE GONNA USE THAT
HIGH-PRESSURE WATER HOSE THERE.

 

>> WE'RE GONNA USE THAT
HIGH-PRESSURE WATER HOSE THERE.
>> OH, GREAT.

 

HIGH-PRESSURE WATER HOSE THERE.
>> OH, GREAT.
I TELL YOU WHAT, MARK -- THIS IS

 

>> OH, GREAT.
I TELL YOU WHAT, MARK -- THIS IS
A DIRTY HOLE.

 

I TELL YOU WHAT, MARK -- THIS IS
A DIRTY HOLE.

 

I TELL YOU WHAT, MARK -- THIS IS
A DIRTY HOLE.
WE NEED SOME WATER UP THERE,

 

WE NEED SOME WATER UP THERE,

 

WE NEED SOME WATER UP THERE,
ANDY.

 

ANDY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

 

ANDY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> YOU GOT IT.

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> YOU GOT IT.
IT'S COMING TO YOU, MAN.

 

>> YOU GOT IT.
IT'S COMING TO YOU, MAN.
>> OH! JEEZ!

 

IT'S COMING TO YOU, MAN.
>> OH! JEEZ!
IT'S GOT A LITTLE KICK TO IT.

 

>> OH! JEEZ!
IT'S GOT A LITTLE KICK TO IT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU HIT SOME OF

 

IT'S GOT A LITTLE KICK TO IT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU HIT SOME OF
THE WALLS, GET A LITTLE TASTE OF

 

>> WHY DON'T YOU HIT SOME OF
THE WALLS, GET A LITTLE TASTE OF
THAT?

 

THE WALLS, GET A LITTLE TASTE OF
THAT?
>> THE WALLS?

 

THAT?
>> THE WALLS?
>> YEAH.

 

>> THE WALLS?
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S A DIRTY PIPE.

 

>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S A DIRTY PIPE.
DON'T GET SUCKED DOWN THE DRAIN.

 

>> THAT'S A DIRTY PIPE.
DON'T GET SUCKED DOWN THE DRAIN.
ALL OF THE MUD AT FDF IS

 

DON'T GET SUCKED DOWN THE DRAIN.
ALL OF THE MUD AT FDF IS

 

DON'T GET SUCKED DOWN THE DRAIN.
ALL OF THE MUD AT FDF IS
RECYCLED -- WOULDN'T WANT TO

 

RECYCLED -- WOULDN'T WANT TO
WASTE A DROP.

 

RECYCLED -- WOULDN'T WANT TO
WASTE A DROP.
HERE'S THE BEST PART -- AFTER WE

 

WASTE A DROP.
HERE'S THE BEST PART -- AFTER WE
GET ALL THE MUD OUT OF THE TANK,

 

HERE'S THE BEST PART -- AFTER WE
GET ALL THE MUD OUT OF THE TANK,
WE FILL IT BACK UP AGAIN WITH

 

GET ALL THE MUD OUT OF THE TANK,
WE FILL IT BACK UP AGAIN WITH
MUD.

 

WE FILL IT BACK UP AGAIN WITH
MUD.
[ LAUGHS ]

 

MUD.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S GREAT.

 

[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S GREAT.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STUPID THING

 

IT'S GREAT.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STUPID THING
TO DO.

 

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STUPID THING
TO DO.
IT ISN'T, BECAUSE THE NEW BATCH

 

TO DO.
IT ISN'T, BECAUSE THE NEW BATCH
WILL HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

 

IT ISN'T, BECAUSE THE NEW BATCH
WILL HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
FORMULA, AND ANY LEFTOVER OLD

 

WILL HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
FORMULA, AND ANY LEFTOVER OLD
MUD WILL MESS UP ITS WEIGHT AND

 

FORMULA, AND ANY LEFTOVER OLD
MUD WILL MESS UP ITS WEIGHT AND
VISCOSITY.

 

 

WELL, THAT WAS DIRTY.

 

WELL, THAT WAS DIRTY.
YOU'RE A MESS.

 

WELL, THAT WAS DIRTY.
YOU'RE A MESS.
I'M A MESS.

 

YOU'RE A MESS.
I'M A MESS.
YOU LOOK GREAT.

 

I'M A MESS.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.

 

YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WHAT'S NEXT?

 

>> THANK YOU.
>> WHAT'S NEXT?

 

>> THANK YOU.
>> WHAT'S NEXT?
>> HOW ABOUT WE MAKE SOME MUD

 

>> HOW ABOUT WE MAKE SOME MUD
NEXT?

 

>> HOW ABOUT WE MAKE SOME MUD
NEXT?
>> MAKE MUD?

 

NEXT?
>> MAKE MUD?

 

NEXT?
>> MAKE MUD?
>> MAKE MUD.

 

>> MAKE MUD.
>> MILK, MILK, LEMONADE, TURN

 

>> MAKE MUD.
>> MILK, MILK, LEMONADE, TURN
THE CORNER, MUD IS MADE --

 

>> MILK, MILK, LEMONADE, TURN
THE CORNER, MUD IS MADE --
THAT ROUTINE?

 

THE CORNER, MUD IS MADE --
THAT ROUTINE?
>> OKAY. GOOD DEAL.

 

THAT ROUTINE?
>> OKAY. GOOD DEAL.
>> THE PREMIXED MUD THAT'S TAKEN

 

>> OKAY. GOOD DEAL.
>> THE PREMIXED MUD THAT'S TAKEN
FROM THE OUTSIDE STORAGE TANKS

 

>> THE PREMIXED MUD THAT'S TAKEN
FROM THE OUTSIDE STORAGE TANKS
ACTUALLY DOESN'T CONTAIN ANY

 

FROM THE OUTSIDE STORAGE TANKS
ACTUALLY DOESN'T CONTAIN ANY
DIRT.

 

ACTUALLY DOESN'T CONTAIN ANY
DIRT.
IT'S A MIXTURE OF CHEMICALS

 

DIRT.
IT'S A MIXTURE OF CHEMICALS
DESIGNED ESPECIALLY FOR THE

 

IT'S A MIXTURE OF CHEMICALS
DESIGNED ESPECIALLY FOR THE
DRILLING PROCESS.

 

DESIGNED ESPECIALLY FOR THE
DRILLING PROCESS.
OKAY. SO, IF YOU'RE THE BAKER,

 

DRILLING PROCESS.
OKAY. SO, IF YOU'RE THE BAKER,
THESE ARE THE INGREDIENTS, AND

 

OKAY. SO, IF YOU'RE THE BAKER,
THESE ARE THE INGREDIENTS, AND
WE'RE STANDING OVER THE MIXING

 

THESE ARE THE INGREDIENTS, AND
WE'RE STANDING OVER THE MIXING
BOWL -- A NICE, CLEAN ONE THIS

 

WE'RE STANDING OVER THE MIXING
BOWL -- A NICE, CLEAN ONE THIS
TIME.

 

BOWL -- A NICE, CLEAN ONE THIS
TIME.
>> YES, IT IS.

 

TIME.
>> YES, IT IS.
>> WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BATCH OF

 

>> YES, IT IS.
>> WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BATCH OF
MUD.

 

>> WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BATCH OF
MUD.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA MAKE?

 

MUD.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA MAKE?
>> WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA PULL IN

 

WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA MAKE?
>> WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA PULL IN
SOME MUD THAT'S ALREADY

 

>> WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA PULL IN
SOME MUD THAT'S ALREADY
PREMIXED.

 

SOME MUD THAT'S ALREADY
PREMIXED.
AND WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO -- WE'RE

 

PREMIXED.
AND WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO -- WE'RE
GONNA WE ADD CHEMICALS TO IT TO

 

AND WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO -- WE'RE
GONNA WE ADD CHEMICALS TO IT TO
TREAT IT.

 

GONNA WE ADD CHEMICALS TO IT TO
TREAT IT.
THE CUSTOMER HAS ORDERED

 

TREAT IT.
THE CUSTOMER HAS ORDERED
300 BARRELS OF 17.5.

 

THE CUSTOMER HAS ORDERED
300 BARRELS OF 17.5.

 

THE CUSTOMER HAS ORDERED
300 BARRELS OF 17.5.
WE HAVE SOME 17-POUND MUD, AND

 

WE HAVE SOME 17-POUND MUD, AND
WHAT WE WANT TO DO IS BRING THE

 

WE HAVE SOME 17-POUND MUD, AND
WHAT WE WANT TO DO IS BRING THE

 

WE HAVE SOME 17-POUND MUD, AND
WHAT WE WANT TO DO IS BRING THE
WEIGHT UP ON IT.

 

WEIGHT UP ON IT.
>> OKAY. SO YOU'VE GOT SOME MUD

 

WEIGHT UP ON IT.
>> OKAY. SO YOU'VE GOT SOME MUD
THAT'S ALREADY MIXED THAT WEIGHS

 

>> OKAY. SO YOU'VE GOT SOME MUD
THAT'S ALREADY MIXED THAT WEIGHS
17 POUNDS PER GALLON.

 

THAT'S ALREADY MIXED THAT WEIGHS
17 POUNDS PER GALLON.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

 

17 POUNDS PER GALLON.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> WE'RE GONNA DO STUFF WITH

 

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> WE'RE GONNA DO STUFF WITH
THESE MAGIC INGREDIENTS TO MAKE

 

>> WE'RE GONNA DO STUFF WITH
THESE MAGIC INGREDIENTS TO MAKE
IT RIGHT.

 

THESE MAGIC INGREDIENTS TO MAKE
IT RIGHT.
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

 

IT RIGHT.
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
>> BENTONITE IS USED TO SUSPEND

 

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
>> BENTONITE IS USED TO SUSPEND
THE BARITE, WHICH IS YOUR

 

>> BENTONITE IS USED TO SUSPEND
THE BARITE, WHICH IS YOUR
WEIGHTING MATERIAL, ACTUALLY

 

THE BARITE, WHICH IS YOUR
WEIGHTING MATERIAL, ACTUALLY

 

THE BARITE, WHICH IS YOUR
WEIGHTING MATERIAL, ACTUALLY
BRINGS THE WEIGHT UP.

 

BRINGS THE WEIGHT UP.
>> BENTONITE SUSPENDS THE

 

BRINGS THE WEIGHT UP.
>> BENTONITE SUSPENDS THE
BARITE.

 

>> BENTONITE SUSPENDS THE
BARITE.
>> THE BARITE -- THAT'S RIGHT.

 

BARITE.
>> THE BARITE -- THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THE BARITE IS THINNED BY THE

 

>> THE BARITE -- THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THE BARITE IS THINNED BY THE
LIGNITE.

 

>> THE BARITE IS THINNED BY THE
LIGNITE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

 

LIGNITE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

 

LIGNITE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> DEPENDING ON THE VISCOSITY OF

 

>> DEPENDING ON THE VISCOSITY OF
THE PREMIXED MUD WE'RE GOING TO

 

>> DEPENDING ON THE VISCOSITY OF
THE PREMIXED MUD WE'RE GOING TO
BE WORKING WITH, THE REQUISITE

 

THE PREMIXED MUD WE'RE GOING TO
BE WORKING WITH, THE REQUISITE
ALGORITHMS INVOLVED

 

BE WORKING WITH, THE REQUISITE
ALGORITHMS INVOLVED
MATHEMATICALLY COME INTO PLAY IN

 

ALGORITHMS INVOLVED
MATHEMATICALLY COME INTO PLAY IN
A NUMERIC JUXTAPOSITION.

 

MATHEMATICALLY COME INTO PLAY IN
A NUMERIC JUXTAPOSITION.

 

MATHEMATICALLY COME INTO PLAY IN
A NUMERIC JUXTAPOSITION.
>> YOU GOT IT.

 

>> YOU GOT IT.
>> YEAH, OKAY.

 

>> YOU GOT IT.
>> YEAH, OKAY.
I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA

 

>> YEAH, OKAY.
I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
MAKE SOME MUD -- LITTLE DIRT,

 

I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
MAKE SOME MUD -- LITTLE DIRT,
LITTLE WATER.

 

MAKE SOME MUD -- LITTLE DIRT,
LITTLE WATER.
>> A LITTLE BIT OF THIS, A

 

LITTLE WATER.
>> A LITTLE BIT OF THIS, A
LITTLE BIT OF THAT, HUH, AND A

 

>> A LITTLE BIT OF THIS, A
LITTLE BIT OF THAT, HUH, AND A
WHOLE LOT OF MATH.

 

LITTLE BIT OF THAT, HUH, AND A
WHOLE LOT OF MATH.
>> OKAY, SO, RIGHT NOW, THEN, I

 

WHOLE LOT OF MATH.
>> OKAY, SO, RIGHT NOW, THEN, I

 

WHOLE LOT OF MATH.
>> OKAY, SO, RIGHT NOW, THEN, I
GUESS THE FIRST STEP IS TO BRING

 

GUESS THE FIRST STEP IS TO BRING
IN THE MUD.

 

GUESS THE FIRST STEP IS TO BRING
IN THE MUD.
>> LET'S BRING IN SOME MUD.

 

IN THE MUD.
>> LET'S BRING IN SOME MUD.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> LET'S BRING IN SOME MUD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
JOHNNY, BRING IN THE MUD!

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
JOHNNY, BRING IN THE MUD!
COMING UP...

 

JOHNNY, BRING IN THE MUD!
COMING UP...
YOU DO WANT ME TO CRAWL THROUGH

 

COMING UP...
YOU DO WANT ME TO CRAWL THROUGH
THIS HOLE.

 

YOU DO WANT ME TO CRAWL THROUGH
THIS HOLE.
...I BRAVELY FIGHT THE MUD...

 

THIS HOLE.
...I BRAVELY FIGHT THE MUD...
AAH.

 

...I BRAVELY FIGHT THE MUD...
AAH.
...BUT THE MUD WINS.

 

AAH.
...BUT THE MUD WINS.
AND LATER...

 

...BUT THE MUD WINS.
AND LATER...
I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING

 

AND LATER...
I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING
NOW, SHOULDN'T I?

 

I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING
NOW, SHOULDN'T I?

 

I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING
NOW, SHOULDN'T I?
...I JOIN A BAND OF ROWDY

 

...I JOIN A BAND OF ROWDY
ROUGHNECKS DRILLING FOR

 

...I JOIN A BAND OF ROWDY
ROUGHNECKS DRILLING FOR
TEXAS TEA.

 

ROUGHNECKS DRILLING FOR
TEXAS TEA.
I'M NOT PULLING HARD ENOUGH --

 

TEXAS TEA.
I'M NOT PULLING HARD ENOUGH --
IS THAT THE PROBLEM?

 

I'M NOT PULLING HARD ENOUGH --
IS THAT THE PROBLEM?
>> YEAH, YOU NEED TO PUT OUT A

 

IS THAT THE PROBLEM?
>> YEAH, YOU NEED TO PUT OUT A
LITTLE MORE.

 

 

DIRTY TACTICS,
SPOTTY PERFORMANCE.

 

.
THERE'S A TRAIL OF DIRT
LEADING RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR

 

[ Crowd Murmuring ]

 

YOUR RESPONSE?

 

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MOP
TO STEP DOWN.

 

GET THE 5 SIGNS OF CLEAN
WITH SWIFFER WetJet.

 

IT CLEANS BETTER THAN A MOP.

 

WetJet TRAPS THE DIRT
THAT MOPS CAN LEAVE BEHIND.

 

FOR A CLEAN YOU CAN SEE.

 

THE FLOOR IS ALL YOURS.

 

VISIBLE CLEAN.
ONE OF THE 5 SIGNS.

 

SWIFFER GIVES CLEANING
A WHOLE NEW MEANING.

 

 

 

>> IF YOU WANT TO BUY MUD FROM

 

>> IF YOU WANT TO BUY MUD FROM
FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS, YOU

 

>> IF YOU WANT TO BUY MUD FROM
FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS, YOU
BETTER ORDER AHEAD OF TIME.

 

FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS, YOU
BETTER ORDER AHEAD OF TIME.

 

FRANCIS DRILLING FLUIDS, YOU
BETTER ORDER AHEAD OF TIME.
ALL THEIR MUD IS CUSTOM-MADE

 

ALL THEIR MUD IS CUSTOM-MADE

 

ALL THEIR MUD IS CUSTOM-MADE
ACCORDING TO PRECISE CUSTOMER

 

ACCORDING TO PRECISE CUSTOMER
SPECIFICATIONS, AND IT DOESN'T

 

ACCORDING TO PRECISE CUSTOMER
SPECIFICATIONS, AND IT DOESN'T
GET SHIPPED UNTIL IT'S PERFECT.

 

SPECIFICATIONS, AND IT DOESN'T
GET SHIPPED UNTIL IT'S PERFECT.
THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT

 

GET SHIPPED UNTIL IT'S PERFECT.
THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT
THEIR MUD.

 

THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT
THEIR MUD.
AFTER THE MUD IS MIXED, SAMPLES

 

THEIR MUD.
AFTER THE MUD IS MIXED, SAMPLES
ARE TAKEN AND CAREFULLY WEIGHED

 

AFTER THE MUD IS MIXED, SAMPLES
ARE TAKEN AND CAREFULLY WEIGHED
TO ENSURE THAT THE MUD WEIGHT

 

ARE TAKEN AND CAREFULLY WEIGHED
TO ENSURE THAT THE MUD WEIGHT
PER GALLON IS PRECISE.

 

TO ENSURE THAT THE MUD WEIGHT
PER GALLON IS PRECISE.
MY MIX WAS PERFECT.

 

PER GALLON IS PRECISE.
MY MIX WAS PERFECT.
THEN ANOTHER SAMPLE IS TAKEN,

 

MY MIX WAS PERFECT.
THEN ANOTHER SAMPLE IS TAKEN,
AND THE MUD IS TESTED FOR ITS

 

THEN ANOTHER SAMPLE IS TAKEN,
AND THE MUD IS TESTED FOR ITS
VISCOSITY, WHICH ALSO MUST BE

 

AND THE MUD IS TESTED FOR ITS
VISCOSITY, WHICH ALSO MUST BE
PRECISE.

 

VISCOSITY, WHICH ALSO MUST BE
PRECISE.
"HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE" TAKES

 

PRECISE.
"HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE" TAKES
ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING AT FDF.

 

"HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE" TAKES
ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING AT FDF.
SO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE

 

ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING AT FDF.
SO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE
NEED TO ADD TO IT?

 

SO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE
NEED TO ADD TO IT?

 

SO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE
NEED TO ADD TO IT?
>> THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE'LL

 

>> THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE'LL
NEED TO DO NOW THAT THEY'VE RUN

 

>> THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE'LL
NEED TO DO NOW THAT THEY'VE RUN
THE TEST AND NOW THAT WE KNOW

 

NEED TO DO NOW THAT THEY'VE RUN
THE TEST AND NOW THAT WE KNOW
IT'S JUST RIGHT.

 

THE TEST AND NOW THAT WE KNOW
IT'S JUST RIGHT.
THE CUSTOMER'S -- THE REQUIRED

 

IT'S JUST RIGHT.
THE CUSTOMER'S -- THE REQUIRED
PROPERTIES ARE THERE, AND IT'S

 

THE CUSTOMER'S -- THE REQUIRED
PROPERTIES ARE THERE, AND IT'S
READY TO EITHER BE SHIPPED OUT

 

PROPERTIES ARE THERE, AND IT'S
READY TO EITHER BE SHIPPED OUT
BY A TRUCK OR LOADED BY BARGE.

 

READY TO EITHER BE SHIPPED OUT
BY A TRUCK OR LOADED BY BARGE.
THIS PARTICULAR FACILITY IS A

 

BY A TRUCK OR LOADED BY BARGE.
THIS PARTICULAR FACILITY IS A
LAND-BASED FACILITY, SO WE WOULD

 

THIS PARTICULAR FACILITY IS A
LAND-BASED FACILITY, SO WE WOULD
LOAD IT ON TRUCKS.

 

LAND-BASED FACILITY, SO WE WOULD
LOAD IT ON TRUCKS.

 

LAND-BASED FACILITY, SO WE WOULD
LOAD IT ON TRUCKS.
>> OKAY. NOW WHAT?

 

>> OKAY. NOW WHAT?
>> NEXT STEP IS IS TO CLEAN THE

 

>> OKAY. NOW WHAT?
>> NEXT STEP IS IS TO CLEAN THE
TANK THAT WE'RE GONNA BE HAULING

 

>> NEXT STEP IS IS TO CLEAN THE
TANK THAT WE'RE GONNA BE HAULING
OUT TO THE RIG LOCATION TO STORE

 

TANK THAT WE'RE GONNA BE HAULING
OUT TO THE RIG LOCATION TO STORE
THE MUD IN.

 

OUT TO THE RIG LOCATION TO STORE
THE MUD IN.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

THE MUD IN.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I JUST CLEANED THIS TANK, AND

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
I JUST CLEANED THIS TANK, AND
NOW WE JUST DIRTIED IT UP.

 

I JUST CLEANED THIS TANK, AND
NOW WE JUST DIRTIED IT UP.
YOU WANT ME TO GO CLEAN A TANK

 

NOW WE JUST DIRTIED IT UP.
YOU WANT ME TO GO CLEAN A TANK
SO WE CAN MAKE THAT DIRTY, TOO,

 

YOU WANT ME TO GO CLEAN A TANK
SO WE CAN MAKE THAT DIRTY, TOO,
SO WE CAN HAUL THE CLEAN, DIRTY

 

SO WE CAN MAKE THAT DIRTY, TOO,
SO WE CAN HAUL THE CLEAN, DIRTY
MUD SOMEWHERE ELSE.

 

SO WE CAN HAUL THE CLEAN, DIRTY
MUD SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

 

MUD SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO GET

 

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO GET
THE MUD DIRTY.

 

>> IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO GET
THE MUD DIRTY.
>> YES, IT WOULD.

 

THE MUD DIRTY.
>> YES, IT WOULD.
THAT'S RIGHT.

 

>> YES, IT WOULD.
THAT'S RIGHT.
>> A HATCH WITH BOLTS ALWAYS

 

THAT'S RIGHT.
>> A HATCH WITH BOLTS ALWAYS
SPELLS TROUBLE.

 

>> A HATCH WITH BOLTS ALWAYS
SPELLS TROUBLE.
NOT YOU AGAIN.

 

SPELLS TROUBLE.
NOT YOU AGAIN.
>> READY TO GET DIRTY?

 

NOT YOU AGAIN.
>> READY TO GET DIRTY?
>> EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, I GET

 

>> READY TO GET DIRTY?
>> EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, I GET
FILTHY.

 

>> EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, I GET
FILTHY.
I'M LOOKING AT A STORAGE

 

FILTHY.
I'M LOOKING AT A STORAGE
CONTAINER.

 

I'M LOOKING AT A STORAGE
CONTAINER.
>> RIGHT.

 

CONTAINER.
>> RIGHT.
>> AND THE STORAGE CONTAINER IS

 

>> RIGHT.
>> AND THE STORAGE CONTAINER IS
GONNA GET TAKEN TO A SITE.

 

>> AND THE STORAGE CONTAINER IS
GONNA GET TAKEN TO A SITE.
>> YEAH, AFTER WE CLEAN IT, IT'S

 

GONNA GET TAKEN TO A SITE.
>> YEAH, AFTER WE CLEAN IT, IT'S
GONNA BE BROUGHT TO THE SITE,

 

>> YEAH, AFTER WE CLEAN IT, IT'S
GONNA BE BROUGHT TO THE SITE,
WHERE THEY'LL PROBABLY PUT SOME

 

GONNA BE BROUGHT TO THE SITE,
WHERE THEY'LL PROBABLY PUT SOME
MORE MUD IN AND STORE IT.

 

WHERE THEY'LL PROBABLY PUT SOME
MORE MUD IN AND STORE IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

MORE MUD IN AND STORE IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP?

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP?

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP?
>> UNDO THAT BOTTOM BOLT THERE.

 

>> UNDO THAT BOTTOM BOLT THERE.
>> I TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE

 

>> UNDO THAT BOTTOM BOLT THERE.
>> I TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE
TROUBLE.

 

>> I TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE
TROUBLE.
THE MUD IN THIS TANK IS LEFT

 

TROUBLE.
THE MUD IN THIS TANK IS LEFT
OVER FROM A DRILLING SITE.

 

THE MUD IN THIS TANK IS LEFT
OVER FROM A DRILLING SITE.
EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF THE

 

OVER FROM A DRILLING SITE.
EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF THE
TANK DRAINS THROUGH A GRATE IN

 

EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF THE
TANK DRAINS THROUGH A GRATE IN
THE FLOOR AND IS THEN PUMPED

 

TANK DRAINS THROUGH A GRATE IN
THE FLOOR AND IS THEN PUMPED
INTO A HOLDING TANK TO BE

 

THE FLOOR AND IS THEN PUMPED
INTO A HOLDING TANK TO BE
RECYCLED...

 

INTO A HOLDING TANK TO BE
RECYCLED...
ARE YOU KIDDING?

 

RECYCLED...
ARE YOU KIDDING?
...AGAIN.

 

ARE YOU KIDDING?
...AGAIN.
JUST SO I'M CERTAIN I'M NOT THE

 

...AGAIN.
JUST SO I'M CERTAIN I'M NOT THE
VICTIM OF SOME HORRIBLE

 

JUST SO I'M CERTAIN I'M NOT THE
VICTIM OF SOME HORRIBLE
MISUNDERSTANDING, YOU DO WANT ME

 

VICTIM OF SOME HORRIBLE
MISUNDERSTANDING, YOU DO WANT ME
TO CRAWL HEADFIRST THROUGH THIS

 

MISUNDERSTANDING, YOU DO WANT ME
TO CRAWL HEADFIRST THROUGH THIS
HOLE?

 

TO CRAWL HEADFIRST THROUGH THIS
HOLE?
>> HEADFIRST, RIGHT.

 

HOLE?
>> HEADFIRST, RIGHT.
>> AND WHEN I GET IN THERE,

 

>> HEADFIRST, RIGHT.
>> AND WHEN I GET IN THERE,
THERE WILL BE A HOSE, A

 

>> AND WHEN I GET IN THERE,
THERE WILL BE A HOSE, A

 

>> AND WHEN I GET IN THERE,
THERE WILL BE A HOSE, A
SQUEEGEE?

 

SQUEEGEE?
>> I'LL PASS YOU A HOSE, YEAH.

 

SQUEEGEE?
>> I'LL PASS YOU A HOSE, YEAH.
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO -- YOU WANT

 

>> I'LL PASS YOU A HOSE, YEAH.
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO -- YOU WANT
TO JUST WASH EVERYTHING OUT

 

WHAT YOU WANT TO DO -- YOU WANT
TO JUST WASH EVERYTHING OUT
TOWARD THE HOLE LIKE YOU DID IN

 

TO JUST WASH EVERYTHING OUT
TOWARD THE HOLE LIKE YOU DID IN

 

TO JUST WASH EVERYTHING OUT
TOWARD THE HOLE LIKE YOU DID IN
THAT OTHER TANK.

 

THAT OTHER TANK.
>> RIGHT.

 

THAT OTHER TANK.
>> RIGHT.
UGH.

 

>> RIGHT.
UGH.
AAH.

 

UGH.
AAH.
[ GRUNTING ]

 

AAH.
[ GRUNTING ]

 

AAH.
[ GRUNTING ]
I AM...A VERY DIRTY BOY.

 

I AM...A VERY DIRTY BOY.
WHAT ABOUT THAT HOSE I'VE HEARD

 

I AM...A VERY DIRTY BOY.
WHAT ABOUT THAT HOSE I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT?

 

WHAT ABOUT THAT HOSE I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT?
START AT THE BACK, I GUESS?

 

SO MUCH ABOUT?
START AT THE BACK, I GUESS?
AAH.

 

START AT THE BACK, I GUESS?
AAH.
OHH.

 

AAH.
OHH.
[ GRUNTING ]

 

OHH.
[ GRUNTING ]
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

 

[ GRUNTING ]
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A LITTLE MUDDY.

 

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A LITTLE MUDDY.
OOPS.

 

IT'S A LITTLE MUDDY.
OOPS.
SORRY. SORRY.

 

OOPS.
SORRY. SORRY.
EVERYONE OKAY?

 

SORRY. SORRY.
EVERYONE OKAY?
JUST WALKED OUT OF MY BOOT

 

EVERYONE OKAY?
JUST WALKED OUT OF MY BOOT
AGAIN.

 

JUST WALKED OUT OF MY BOOT
AGAIN.
SO, THE GOAL IS FAIRLY

 

AGAIN.
SO, THE GOAL IS FAIRLY
STRAIGHTFORWARD -- IT'S TO BLOW

 

SO, THE GOAL IS FAIRLY
STRAIGHTFORWARD -- IT'S TO BLOW
THE MUD FROM THE CONTAINER DOWN

 

STRAIGHTFORWARD -- IT'S TO BLOW
THE MUD FROM THE CONTAINER DOWN
THERE THROUGH THE HOLE THAT I

 

THE MUD FROM THE CONTAINER DOWN
THERE THROUGH THE HOLE THAT I
JUST CRAWLED THROUGH.

 

THERE THROUGH THE HOLE THAT I
JUST CRAWLED THROUGH.
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S ABOUT

 

JUST CRAWLED THROUGH.
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S ABOUT
6 METRIC TONS OF MUD IN THE

 

UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S ABOUT
6 METRIC TONS OF MUD IN THE
CONTAINER AND ONLY ONE HOSE.

 

 

THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.

 

THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
I'M THE MUDDIEST MAN IN THE

 

THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
I'M THE MUDDIEST MAN IN THE
LAND.

 

I'M THE MUDDIEST MAN IN THE
LAND.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I DIDN'T MAKE

 

LAND.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I DIDN'T MAKE
THIS CRAZY JOB UP.

 

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I DIDN'T MAKE
THIS CRAZY JOB UP.
IT'S REAL, AND HERE AT FDF,

 

THIS CRAZY JOB UP.
IT'S REAL, AND HERE AT FDF,
SOMEBODY DOES THIS EVERY SINGLE

 

IT'S REAL, AND HERE AT FDF,
SOMEBODY DOES THIS EVERY SINGLE

 

IT'S REAL, AND HERE AT FDF,
SOMEBODY DOES THIS EVERY SINGLE
DAY.

 

DAY.
THANK GOD IT'S NOT ME.

 

 

THIS MUD IS DIRTY.

 

THIS MUD IS DIRTY.
IT'S ON ITS WAY TO BE RECYCLED.

 

THIS MUD IS DIRTY.
IT'S ON ITS WAY TO BE RECYCLED.
I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.

 

IT'S ON ITS WAY TO BE RECYCLED.
I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.
SO, IT TURNS OUT DRILLING MUD

 

I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.
SO, IT TURNS OUT DRILLING MUD
ISN'T REALLY MUD AFTER ALL.

 

SO, IT TURNS OUT DRILLING MUD
ISN'T REALLY MUD AFTER ALL.
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY DIRT IN

 

ISN'T REALLY MUD AFTER ALL.
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY DIRT IN

 

ISN'T REALLY MUD AFTER ALL.
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY DIRT IN
IT, BUT IT IS DIRTY.

 

IT, BUT IT IS DIRTY.
AND WITHOUT THE DIRTY FELLAS

 

IT, BUT IT IS DIRTY.
AND WITHOUT THE DIRTY FELLAS
HERE AT FDF, NONE OF US WOULD BE

 

AND WITHOUT THE DIRTY FELLAS
HERE AT FDF, NONE OF US WOULD BE
ABLE TO GET AROUND -- SOMETHING

 

HERE AT FDF, NONE OF US WOULD BE
ABLE TO GET AROUND -- SOMETHING
TO THINK ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU

 

ABLE TO GET AROUND -- SOMETHING
TO THINK ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU
FILL HER UP.

 

TO THINK ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU
FILL HER UP.
WHOA!

 

FILL HER UP.
WHOA!
OHH. OHH.

 

WHOA!
OHH. OHH.
COMING UP...

 

OHH. OHH.
COMING UP...
OUT ON THE OIL FIELD,

 

COMING UP...
OUT ON THE OIL FIELD,
ROUGHNECKING IS A DANGEROUS

 

OUT ON THE OIL FIELD,
ROUGHNECKING IS A DANGEROUS
GAME.

 

ROUGHNECKING IS A DANGEROUS
GAME.
THE FINGERS WILL NEVER LEAVE MY

 

GAME.
THE FINGERS WILL NEVER LEAVE MY
HAND.

 

 

 

>> I FOLLOWED MY SHIPMENT OF MUD

 

>> I FOLLOWED MY SHIPMENT OF MUD
FROM FDF TO ANOTHER DIRTY JOB,

 

>> I FOLLOWED MY SHIPMENT OF MUD
FROM FDF TO ANOTHER DIRTY JOB,
THIS ONE LOCATED AT A DRILLING

 

FROM FDF TO ANOTHER DIRTY JOB,
THIS ONE LOCATED AT A DRILLING
SITE IN PINE PRAIRIE, LOUISIANA.

 

THIS ONE LOCATED AT A DRILLING
SITE IN PINE PRAIRIE, LOUISIANA.
THAT'S NEWMAN.

 

SITE IN PINE PRAIRIE, LOUISIANA.
THAT'S NEWMAN.
THAT'S CAIN.

 

THAT'S NEWMAN.
THAT'S CAIN.
THIS IS ANDY.

 

THAT'S CAIN.
THIS IS ANDY.
AND WE'RE ALL HERE, SITTING IN A

 

THIS IS ANDY.
AND WE'RE ALL HERE, SITTING IN A
PILE OF DIRT IN FRONT OF AN OIL

 

AND WE'RE ALL HERE, SITTING IN A
PILE OF DIRT IN FRONT OF AN OIL
RIG?

 

PILE OF DIRT IN FRONT OF AN OIL
RIG?
>> A DRILLING RIG, YES, SIR.

 

RIG?
>> A DRILLING RIG, YES, SIR.
>> A DRILLING RIG.

 

>> A DRILLING RIG, YES, SIR.
>> A DRILLING RIG.
NOW, ANDY, YOU AND YOUR PARTNER

 

>> A DRILLING RIG.
NOW, ANDY, YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
MATT BASICALLY RUN CROWN DBL.

 

NOW, ANDY, YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
MATT BASICALLY RUN CROWN DBL.
>> CORRECT.

 

MATT BASICALLY RUN CROWN DBL.
>> CORRECT.
>> AND YOU'RE A DRILLING

 

>> CORRECT.
>> AND YOU'RE A DRILLING
COMPANY.

 

>> AND YOU'RE A DRILLING
COMPANY.
>> DRILLING CONTRACTOR.

 

COMPANY.
>> DRILLING CONTRACTOR.
>> WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

 

>> DRILLING CONTRACTOR.
>> WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
>> THE JOB OF A DRILLING

 

>> WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
>> THE JOB OF A DRILLING
CONTRACTOR IS, WE DON'T PUMP

 

>> THE JOB OF A DRILLING
CONTRACTOR IS, WE DON'T PUMP
OIL.

 

CONTRACTOR IS, WE DON'T PUMP
OIL.
WHAT WE DO IS WE JUST PROVIDE A

 

OIL.
WHAT WE DO IS WE JUST PROVIDE A
SERVICE TO OIL AND GAS OPERATORS

 

WHAT WE DO IS WE JUST PROVIDE A
SERVICE TO OIL AND GAS OPERATORS
TO COME IN AND DRILL OIL AND GAS

 

SERVICE TO OIL AND GAS OPERATORS
TO COME IN AND DRILL OIL AND GAS
WELLS FOR THEM.

 

TO COME IN AND DRILL OIL AND GAS
WELLS FOR THEM.
AND WHAT WE DO IS PUT A HOLE IN

 

WELLS FOR THEM.
AND WHAT WE DO IS PUT A HOLE IN
THE GROUND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO

 

AND WHAT WE DO IS PUT A HOLE IN
THE GROUND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO
COME BACK AFTER AND PRODUCE IT.

 

THE GROUND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO
COME BACK AFTER AND PRODUCE IT.
>> GOT YOU.

 

COME BACK AFTER AND PRODUCE IT.
>> GOT YOU.
HOW DEEP ARE WE GONNA GO TODAY?

 

>> GOT YOU.
HOW DEEP ARE WE GONNA GO TODAY?

 

>> GOT YOU.
HOW DEEP ARE WE GONNA GO TODAY?
>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY DRILL

 

>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY DRILL
MAYBE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED FOOT.

 

>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY DRILL
MAYBE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED FOOT.
BUT THIS WELL IN PARTICULAR,

 

MAYBE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED FOOT.
BUT THIS WELL IN PARTICULAR,
WE'LL BE GOING DOWN TO AN

 

BUT THIS WELL IN PARTICULAR,
WE'LL BE GOING DOWN TO AN
ESTIMATED DEPTH OF AROUND

 

WE'LL BE GOING DOWN TO AN
ESTIMATED DEPTH OF AROUND
13,100 FEET.

 

ESTIMATED DEPTH OF AROUND
13,100 FEET.
>> SO, WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP,

 

13,100 FEET.
>> SO, WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP,
THEN?

 

>> SO, WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP,
THEN?
>> WELL, WHAT WE'LL DO IS WE'LL

 

THEN?
>> WELL, WHAT WE'LL DO IS WE'LL
GO AND WE'LL CHECK THE MUD AND

 

>> WELL, WHAT WE'LL DO IS WE'LL
GO AND WE'LL CHECK THE MUD AND
WE'LL MAKE SURE ALL THE

 

GO AND WE'LL CHECK THE MUD AND
WE'LL MAKE SURE ALL THE
PROPERTIES AND EVERYTHING ARE

 

WE'LL MAKE SURE ALL THE
PROPERTIES AND EVERYTHING ARE
RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT'S EXTREMELY

 

PROPERTIES AND EVERYTHING ARE
RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT'S EXTREMELY
IMPORTANT IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE

 

RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT'S EXTREMELY
IMPORTANT IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE
DRILLING OF THESE OIL AND GAS

 

IMPORTANT IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE
DRILLING OF THESE OIL AND GAS
WELLS.

 

DRILLING OF THESE OIL AND GAS
WELLS.
>> FINE. TAKE ME TO THE MUD.

 

WELLS.
>> FINE. TAKE ME TO THE MUD.
>> LET'S DO IT.

 

>> FINE. TAKE ME TO THE MUD.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> YOU STAY THERE.

 

>> LET'S DO IT.
>> YOU STAY THERE.
THE MUD FROM THE FDF TRAILER IS

 

>> YOU STAY THERE.
THE MUD FROM THE FDF TRAILER IS
PUMPED INTO HOLDING TANKS.

 

THE MUD FROM THE FDF TRAILER IS
PUMPED INTO HOLDING TANKS.
AT THIS POINT, IT'S UP TO THE

 

PUMPED INTO HOLDING TANKS.
AT THIS POINT, IT'S UP TO THE
DERRICK MEN TO KEEP THE MUD AT

 

AT THIS POINT, IT'S UP TO THE
DERRICK MEN TO KEEP THE MUD AT
THE PROPER WEIGHT AND VISCOSITY

 

DERRICK MEN TO KEEP THE MUD AT
THE PROPER WEIGHT AND VISCOSITY
BY CHECKING IT EVERY 15 MINUTES

 

THE PROPER WEIGHT AND VISCOSITY
BY CHECKING IT EVERY 15 MINUTES
AND ADDING CHEMICALS WHEN

 

BY CHECKING IT EVERY 15 MINUTES
AND ADDING CHEMICALS WHEN
NEEDED.

 

AND ADDING CHEMICALS WHEN
NEEDED.
DIRTY PLACE.

 

NEEDED.
DIRTY PLACE.
>> YEAH, IT GETS SLOPPY OUT

 

DIRTY PLACE.
>> YEAH, IT GETS SLOPPY OUT
HERE.

 

>> YEAH, IT GETS SLOPPY OUT
HERE.
MIKE, I WANT YOU TO MEET BARA.

 

HERE.
MIKE, I WANT YOU TO MEET BARA.
>> BARA.

 

MIKE, I WANT YOU TO MEET BARA.
>> BARA.
>> BARA IS THE DERRICKMAN ON

 

>> BARA.
>> BARA IS THE DERRICKMAN ON
THIS CREW.

 

>> BARA IS THE DERRICKMAN ON
THIS CREW.
>> THE DERRICKMAN, ALL RIGHT.

 

THIS CREW.
>> THE DERRICKMAN, ALL RIGHT.
>> HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE TANK

 

>> THE DERRICKMAN, ALL RIGHT.
>> HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE TANK
AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF --

 

>> HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE TANK
AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF --
PUMPS, TANKS.

 

AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF --
PUMPS, TANKS.
>> AND MAKING THE MUD.

 

PUMPS, TANKS.
>> AND MAKING THE MUD.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

 

>> AND MAKING THE MUD.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> YOU WANT TO MIX ME UP

 

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> YOU WANT TO MIX ME UP
CHEMICALS?

 

>> YOU WANT TO MIX ME UP
CHEMICALS?
>> YEAH, SURE.

 

CHEMICALS?
>> YEAH, SURE.
>> WELL, YOU GOT A GUY OVER

 

>> YEAH, SURE.
>> WELL, YOU GOT A GUY OVER
THERE THAT'S GOT A HOPPER, AND

 

>> WELL, YOU GOT A GUY OVER
THERE THAT'S GOT A HOPPER, AND
THAT'S WHERE YOU MIX IT.

 

THERE THAT'S GOT A HOPPER, AND
THAT'S WHERE YOU MIX IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

THAT'S WHERE YOU MIX IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> STAND ON THE SIDE.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> STAND ON THE SIDE.
YOU JUST KIND OF TRICKLE IT IN

 

>> STAND ON THE SIDE.
YOU JUST KIND OF TRICKLE IT IN
THERE.

 

YOU JUST KIND OF TRICKLE IT IN
THERE.

 

YOU JUST KIND OF TRICKLE IT IN
THERE.
THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL LIGNITE.

 

THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL LIGNITE.
>> LIGNITE -- AND IS THIS MAKING

 

THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL LIGNITE.
>> LIGNITE -- AND IS THIS MAKING
IT THICKER?

 

>> LIGNITE -- AND IS THIS MAKING
IT THICKER?
>> THINNER.

 

IT THICKER?
>> THINNER.
>> THIS IS MAKING IT THINNER?

 

>> THINNER.
>> THIS IS MAKING IT THINNER?
>> RIGHT.

 

>> THIS IS MAKING IT THINNER?
>> RIGHT.
>> IS THIS DANGEROUS?

 

>> RIGHT.
>> IS THIS DANGEROUS?
>> NO.

 

>> IS THIS DANGEROUS?
>> NO.
>> GOOD.

 

>> NO.
>> GOOD.
>> NO, THE CAUSTIC SODA --

 

>> GOOD.
>> NO, THE CAUSTIC SODA --
THAT WILL EAT THE MEAT OFF THE

 

>> NO, THE CAUSTIC SODA --
THAT WILL EAT THE MEAT OFF THE
BONE.

 

THAT WILL EAT THE MEAT OFF THE
BONE.
>> THIS WILL EAT THE MEAT OFF

 

BONE.
>> THIS WILL EAT THE MEAT OFF
THE BONE?

 

>> THIS WILL EAT THE MEAT OFF
THE BONE?

 

>> THIS WILL EAT THE MEAT OFF
THE BONE?
>> NO, CAUSTIC SODA.

 

>> NO, CAUSTIC SODA.
>> OH, OKAY.

 

>> NO, CAUSTIC SODA.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> OH, YEAH.

 

>> OH, OKAY.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> YEAH, YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN I

 

>> OH, YEAH.
>> YEAH, YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN I
GET TO THE STUFF THAT EATS THE

 

>> YEAH, YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN I
GET TO THE STUFF THAT EATS THE
MEAT OFF THE BONE.

 

GET TO THE STUFF THAT EATS THE
MEAT OFF THE BONE.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

MEAT OFF THE BONE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> EVERY TIME YOU MIX FIVE LIG,

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> EVERY TIME YOU MIX FIVE LIG,
YOU PUT ONE CAUSTIC SODA.

 

>> EVERY TIME YOU MIX FIVE LIG,
YOU PUT ONE CAUSTIC SODA.
NOW, THIS IS THAT STUFF I WAS

 

YOU PUT ONE CAUSTIC SODA.
NOW, THIS IS THAT STUFF I WAS
TELLING YOU THAT EATS THE MEAT

 

NOW, THIS IS THAT STUFF I WAS
TELLING YOU THAT EATS THE MEAT
OFF THE BONES.

 

TELLING YOU THAT EATS THE MEAT
OFF THE BONES.
>> STUFF THAT WILL KILL YOU.

 

OFF THE BONES.
>> STUFF THAT WILL KILL YOU.
ALL RIGHT.

 

>> STUFF THAT WILL KILL YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
>> PUT IT DOWN RIGHT HERE ON

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> PUT IT DOWN RIGHT HERE ON
THAT GRATE.

 

>> PUT IT DOWN RIGHT HERE ON
THAT GRATE.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET NONE OF

 

THAT GRATE.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET NONE OF
THAT ON YOU, NOW.

 

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET NONE OF
THAT ON YOU, NOW.
>> WELL, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT

 

THAT ON YOU, NOW.
>> WELL, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT
TIME TO WEAR THE GLOVES.

 

>> WELL, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT
TIME TO WEAR THE GLOVES.
>> YES, SIR.

 

TIME TO WEAR THE GLOVES.
>> YES, SIR.
>> THIS WILL KILL YOU IF IT GETS

 

>> YES, SIR.
>> THIS WILL KILL YOU IF IT GETS
IN YOU?

 

>> THIS WILL KILL YOU IF IT GETS
IN YOU?
>> OH, YEAH. IT'S BAD.

 

IN YOU?
>> OH, YEAH. IT'S BAD.
>> WHEN THE MUD MEETS THE DAY'S

 

>> OH, YEAH. IT'S BAD.
>> WHEN THE MUD MEETS THE DAY'S
REQUIREMENTS...

 

>> WHEN THE MUD MEETS THE DAY'S
REQUIREMENTS...
>> OKAY.

 

REQUIREMENTS...
>> OKAY.
>> ...IT'S PUMPED TO THE

 

>> OKAY.
>> ...IT'S PUMPED TO THE
DRILLING PLATFORM.

 

>> ...IT'S PUMPED TO THE
DRILLING PLATFORM.
MY GOD, ANDY, WHAT IN THE WORLD

 

DRILLING PLATFORM.
MY GOD, ANDY, WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?

 

MY GOD, ANDY, WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?
NOW, IS THIS THE MUD WE'RE

 

ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?
NOW, IS THIS THE MUD WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?

 

NOW, IS THIS THE MUD WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?
>> YEAH, THE MUD'S COMING

 

TALKING ABOUT?
>> YEAH, THE MUD'S COMING
THROUGH THIS LINE.

 

>> YEAH, THE MUD'S COMING
THROUGH THIS LINE.
>> SO, THE MUD WE MIXED IS

 

THROUGH THIS LINE.
>> SO, THE MUD WE MIXED IS
COMING UP FROM THAT BLUE PIPE,

 

>> SO, THE MUD WE MIXED IS
COMING UP FROM THAT BLUE PIPE,
DOWN THROUGH THIS BLACK HOSE.

 

COMING UP FROM THAT BLUE PIPE,
DOWN THROUGH THIS BLACK HOSE.
>> THROUGH THE KELLY, INTO THE

 

DOWN THROUGH THIS BLACK HOSE.
>> THROUGH THE KELLY, INTO THE
PIPE, OUT THE BIT.

 

>> THROUGH THE KELLY, INTO THE
PIPE, OUT THE BIT.
>> TELL ME WHAT THE KELLY

 

PIPE, OUT THE BIT.
>> TELL ME WHAT THE KELLY
IS EXACTLY.

 

>> TELL ME WHAT THE KELLY
IS EXACTLY.
>> WELL, THE KELLY IS THE SQUARE

 

IS EXACTLY.
>> WELL, THE KELLY IS THE SQUARE
PIPE.

 

>> WELL, THE KELLY IS THE SQUARE
PIPE.
>> OKAY. THAT'S THAT THING GOING

 

PIPE.
>> OKAY. THAT'S THAT THING GOING
RIGHT IN THERE.

 

>> OKAY. THAT'S THAT THING GOING
RIGHT IN THERE.
>> THAT'S THE KELLY RIGHT THERE,

 

RIGHT IN THERE.
>> THAT'S THE KELLY RIGHT THERE,
AND THAT'S A KELLY DRIVE BUSHING

 

>> THAT'S THE KELLY RIGHT THERE,
AND THAT'S A KELLY DRIVE BUSHING
RIGHT HERE.

 

AND THAT'S A KELLY DRIVE BUSHING
RIGHT HERE.

 

AND THAT'S A KELLY DRIVE BUSHING
RIGHT HERE.
>> NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "THE PIPE,"

 

>> NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "THE PIPE,"
YOU MEAN THIS THING?

 

>> NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "THE PIPE,"
YOU MEAN THIS THING?
>> YEAH, WELL, A BUNCH OF THEM,

 

YOU MEAN THIS THING?
>> YEAH, WELL, A BUNCH OF THEM,
ALL CONNECTED TOGETHER.

 

>> YEAH, WELL, A BUNCH OF THEM,
ALL CONNECTED TOGETHER.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

ALL CONNECTED TOGETHER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
AND, AGAIN, THAT BIG STACK OF

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
AND, AGAIN, THAT BIG STACK OF
PIPES OVER THERE IS ESSENTIALLY

 

AND, AGAIN, THAT BIG STACK OF
PIPES OVER THERE IS ESSENTIALLY
WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE FITTING

 

PIPES OVER THERE IS ESSENTIALLY
WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE FITTING

 

PIPES OVER THERE IS ESSENTIALLY
WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE FITTING
TOGETHER ALL DAY.

 

TOGETHER ALL DAY.
>> ALL DAY LONG.

 

TOGETHER ALL DAY.
>> ALL DAY LONG.
>> THE DRILL PIPES ARE LINKED

 

>> ALL DAY LONG.
>> THE DRILL PIPES ARE LINKED
TOGETHER BELOW THE KELLY IN ONE

 

>> THE DRILL PIPES ARE LINKED
TOGETHER BELOW THE KELLY IN ONE
CONTINUOUS PIPE ENDING AT THE

 

TOGETHER BELOW THE KELLY IN ONE
CONTINUOUS PIPE ENDING AT THE
BIT BELOW THE EARTH'S SURFACE.

 

CONTINUOUS PIPE ENDING AT THE
BIT BELOW THE EARTH'S SURFACE.
WHEN THE LENGTH OF EACH PIPE IS

 

BIT BELOW THE EARTH'S SURFACE.
WHEN THE LENGTH OF EACH PIPE IS
DRILLED, THE CONNECTION AT THE

 

WHEN THE LENGTH OF EACH PIPE IS
DRILLED, THE CONNECTION AT THE
TOP OF THE STRING IS BROKEN, AND

 

DRILLED, THE CONNECTION AT THE
TOP OF THE STRING IS BROKEN, AND
THE NEW PIPE IS ADDED FROM AN

 

TOP OF THE STRING IS BROKEN, AND
THE NEW PIPE IS ADDED FROM AN
ADJACENT STAGING AREA CALLED THE

 

THE NEW PIPE IS ADDED FROM AN
ADJACENT STAGING AREA CALLED THE
MOUSEHOLE.

 

ADJACENT STAGING AREA CALLED THE
MOUSEHOLE.
NOW, SO, THE GUY OVER THERE --

 

MOUSEHOLE.
NOW, SO, THE GUY OVER THERE --
WHAT'S HIS NAME?

 

NOW, SO, THE GUY OVER THERE --
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
>> "BOO" IS WHAT WE CALL HIM.

 

WHAT'S HIS NAME?
>> "BOO" IS WHAT WE CALL HIM.
>> BOO -- HE'S WHAT?

 

>> "BOO" IS WHAT WE CALL HIM.
>> BOO -- HE'S WHAT?

 

>> "BOO" IS WHAT WE CALL HIM.
>> BOO -- HE'S WHAT?
>> HE'S THE DRILLER.

 

>> HE'S THE DRILLER.
HE RUNS THESE HANDS RIGHT HERE.

 

>> HE'S THE DRILLER.
HE RUNS THESE HANDS RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS HIS HANDS.

 

HE RUNS THESE HANDS RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS HIS HANDS.
>> THESE WOULD BE...

 

THIS IS HIS HANDS.
>> THESE WOULD BE...
>> THESE ARE ROUGHNECKS.

 

>> THESE WOULD BE...
>> THESE ARE ROUGHNECKS.
>> ROUGHNECKS!

 

>> THESE ARE ROUGHNECKS.
>> ROUGHNECKS!
>> WHAT THEY'RE DOING IS THEY'RE

 

>> ROUGHNECKS!
>> WHAT THEY'RE DOING IS THEY'RE
GONNA MAKE A HOOK.

 

>> WHAT THEY'RE DOING IS THEY'RE
GONNA MAKE A HOOK.
THEY'RE GONNA BREAK A

 

GONNA MAKE A HOOK.
THEY'RE GONNA BREAK A
CONNECTION.

 

THEY'RE GONNA BREAK A
CONNECTION.
>> SO, THESE THINGS -- WHAT DO

 

CONNECTION.
>> SO, THESE THINGS -- WHAT DO
YOU CALL THEM?

 

>> SO, THESE THINGS -- WHAT DO
YOU CALL THEM?
>> TOOLS.

 

YOU CALL THEM?
>> TOOLS.
>> THEY BASICALLY WORK LIKE A

 

>> TOOLS.
>> THEY BASICALLY WORK LIKE A
PIPE WRENCH?

 

>> THEY BASICALLY WORK LIKE A
PIPE WRENCH?
>> IT'S JUST LIKE A BIG PIPE

 

PIPE WRENCH?
>> IT'S JUST LIKE A BIG PIPE
WRENCH -- THAT'S ALL IT IS.

 

>> IT'S JUST LIKE A BIG PIPE
WRENCH -- THAT'S ALL IT IS.
SO, YOU SEE, WE'RE BREAKING THAT

 

WRENCH -- THAT'S ALL IT IS.
SO, YOU SEE, WE'RE BREAKING THAT
CONNECTION RIGHT THERE, AND THEN

 

SO, YOU SEE, WE'RE BREAKING THAT
CONNECTION RIGHT THERE, AND THEN
HE'LL SPIN IT OUT.

 

CONNECTION RIGHT THERE, AND THEN
HE'LL SPIN IT OUT.
>> THESE ARE SOME VERY DIRTY

 

HE'LL SPIN IT OUT.
>> THESE ARE SOME VERY DIRTY
BOYS.

 

>> THESE ARE SOME VERY DIRTY
BOYS.
>> YEAH, IT IS. IT'S SERIOUS.

 

BOYS.
>> YEAH, IT IS. IT'S SERIOUS.
>> ALL BULL CRAP ASIDE, THIS IS

 

>> YEAH, IT IS. IT'S SERIOUS.
>> ALL BULL CRAP ASIDE, THIS IS
A DANGEROUS JOB.

 

>> ALL BULL CRAP ASIDE, THIS IS
A DANGEROUS JOB.
>> IT CAN BE VERY MUCH SO, BUT

 

A DANGEROUS JOB.
>> IT CAN BE VERY MUCH SO, BUT
WE TRY TO GET EVERYBODY TO

 

>> IT CAN BE VERY MUCH SO, BUT
WE TRY TO GET EVERYBODY TO
REALLY LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER,

 

WE TRY TO GET EVERYBODY TO
REALLY LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER,
AND MOST OF THESE GUYS KNOW

 

REALLY LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER,
AND MOST OF THESE GUYS KNOW

 

REALLY LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER,
AND MOST OF THESE GUYS KNOW
REALLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

 

REALLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
>> YEAH. I'M GLAD SOMEBODY DOES.

 

REALLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
>> YEAH. I'M GLAD SOMEBODY DOES.
SO, YOU'VE ATTACHED THIS PIPE.

 

>> YEAH. I'M GLAD SOMEBODY DOES.
SO, YOU'VE ATTACHED THIS PIPE.

 

>> YEAH. I'M GLAD SOMEBODY DOES.
SO, YOU'VE ATTACHED THIS PIPE.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE

 

NOW, WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE
THINGS AGAIN?

 

NOW, WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE
THINGS AGAIN?
>> THESE ARE DRILL PIPES, 5-INCH

 

THINGS AGAIN?
>> THESE ARE DRILL PIPES, 5-INCH
DRILL PIPES.

 

>> THESE ARE DRILL PIPES, 5-INCH
DRILL PIPES.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

DRILL PIPES.
>> ALL RIGHT.
NOW, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE A

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
NOW, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE A
ROUGHNECK TO GET TO THE POINT

 

NOW, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE A
ROUGHNECK TO GET TO THE POINT
WHERE THEY CAN DO THIS WITHOUT

 

ROUGHNECK TO GET TO THE POINT
WHERE THEY CAN DO THIS WITHOUT
GETTING KILLED?

 

WHERE THEY CAN DO THIS WITHOUT
GETTING KILLED?
>> WELL, IF THEY DON'T KEEP

 

GETTING KILLED?
>> WELL, IF THEY DON'T KEEP
THEIR HEAD IN THE GAME,

 

>> WELL, IF THEY DON'T KEEP
THEIR HEAD IN THE GAME,
ACCIDENTS CAN ALWAYS HAPPEN.

 

THEIR HEAD IN THE GAME,
ACCIDENTS CAN ALWAYS HAPPEN.
SO YOU NEVER GET TO THE POINT

 

ACCIDENTS CAN ALWAYS HAPPEN.
SO YOU NEVER GET TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT

 

SO YOU NEVER GET TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT
GET HURT.

 

WHERE YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT
GET HURT.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON TOP OF

 

GET HURT.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON TOP OF
YOUR GAME.

 

YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON TOP OF
YOUR GAME.
SEE, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THEM AND

 

YOUR GAME.
SEE, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THEM AND
SET THE SLIP.

 

SEE, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THEM AND
SET THE SLIP.
>> THAT'S A SLIP.

 

SET THE SLIP.
>> THAT'S A SLIP.
ALL RIGHT.

 

>> THAT'S A SLIP.
ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT.

 

>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

 

ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
LET'S LET MIKE GET A SHOT AT

 

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
LET'S LET MIKE GET A SHOT AT
THIS.

 

LET'S LET MIKE GET A SHOT AT
THIS.
LET'S SEE IF HE CAN HANDLE SOME

 

THIS.
LET'S SEE IF HE CAN HANDLE SOME
OF THIS ACTION.

 

LET'S SEE IF HE CAN HANDLE SOME
OF THIS ACTION.

 

LET'S SEE IF HE CAN HANDLE SOME
OF THIS ACTION.
>> [ Laughing ] OKAY, MAN.

 

>> [ Laughing ] OKAY, MAN.
THIS GOES ON THE BOTTOM?

 

>> [ Laughing ] OKAY, MAN.
THIS GOES ON THE BOTTOM?
ALL RIGHT.

 

THIS GOES ON THE BOTTOM?
ALL RIGHT.
>> DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS RIGHT

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS RIGHT
HERE.

 

>> DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS RIGHT
HERE.
>> DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS THERE.

 

HERE.
>> DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS THERE.
ALL RIGHT, TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

 

>> DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS THERE.
ALL RIGHT, TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
PUSH HER IN?

 

ALL RIGHT, TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
PUSH HER IN?
ALL RIGHT.

 

PUSH HER IN?
ALL RIGHT.
NOW PUSH THIS WAY?

 

ALL RIGHT.
NOW PUSH THIS WAY?
>> PULL ON THAT ONE.

 

NOW PUSH THIS WAY?
>> PULL ON THAT ONE.
PULL ON THIS.

 

>> PULL ON THAT ONE.
PULL ON THIS.
HOLD IT ON.

 

PULL ON THIS.
HOLD IT ON.
PUT A BITE ON IT.

 

HOLD IT ON.
PUT A BITE ON IT.
MAKE THEM BITE.

 

PUT A BITE ON IT.
MAKE THEM BITE.
>> ALL RIGHT, MAKE THEM BITE.

 

MAKE THEM BITE.
>> ALL RIGHT, MAKE THEM BITE.
OKAY.

 

>> ALL RIGHT, MAKE THEM BITE.
OKAY.
>> JUST STAND RIGHT HERE.

 

OKAY.
>> JUST STAND RIGHT HERE.
STAND RIGHT HERE.

 

>> JUST STAND RIGHT HERE.
STAND RIGHT HERE.

 

>> JUST STAND RIGHT HERE.
STAND RIGHT HERE.
>> I STAND HERE?

 

>> I STAND HERE?
ALL RIGHT.

 

>> I STAND HERE?
ALL RIGHT.
I GOT SOME MUD IN MY EYE.

 

ALL RIGHT.
I GOT SOME MUD IN MY EYE.
OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO.

 

I GOT SOME MUD IN MY EYE.
OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING NOW,

 

OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING NOW,
SHOULDN'T I?

 

I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING NOW,
SHOULDN'T I?
>> YEAH, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS

 

SHOULDN'T I?
>> YEAH, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS
PUSH THAT TO THEM, MIKE.

 

>> YEAH, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS
PUSH THAT TO THEM, MIKE.
PUSH THAT TO THEM.

 

PUSH THAT TO THEM, MIKE.
PUSH THAT TO THEM.
>> PUSH THIS WHERE?

 

PUSH THAT TO THEM.
>> PUSH THIS WHERE?

 

PUSH THAT TO THEM.
>> PUSH THIS WHERE?
>> PUSH THIS OVER HERE TO THIS

 

>> PUSH THIS OVER HERE TO THIS
PIPE.

 

>> PUSH THIS OVER HERE TO THIS
PIPE.

 

>> PUSH THIS OVER HERE TO THIS
PIPE.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.

 

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> DON'T BE SCARED OF A LITTLE

 

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> DON'T BE SCARED OF A LITTLE

 

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> DON'T BE SCARED OF A LITTLE
MUD.

 

MUD.
[ LAUGHS ]

 

MUD.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

[ LAUGHS ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> COME ON DOWN.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> COME ON DOWN.
>> OH, MAN, THAT WOULD BE BAD TO

 

>> COME ON DOWN.
>> OH, MAN, THAT WOULD BE BAD TO
GET YOUR HAND IN THERE.

 

>> OH, MAN, THAT WOULD BE BAD TO
GET YOUR HAND IN THERE.
>> NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT SET

 

GET YOUR HAND IN THERE.
>> NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT SET
OF TONGS AND MAKE THEM BITE

 

>> NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT SET
OF TONGS AND MAKE THEM BITE
RIGHT HERE AFTER HE SPINS IT UP.

 

OF TONGS AND MAKE THEM BITE
RIGHT HERE AFTER HE SPINS IT UP.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

RIGHT HERE AFTER HE SPINS IT UP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HE'S GONNA SPIN IT UP.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
HE'S GONNA SPIN IT UP.
>> THERE YOU GO.

 

HE'S GONNA SPIN IT UP.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> ALL RIGHT, STRAIGHT IN?

 

>> THERE YOU GO.
>> ALL RIGHT, STRAIGHT IN?
SIDE -- THAT SIDE?

 

>> ALL RIGHT, STRAIGHT IN?
SIDE -- THAT SIDE?
ALL RIGHT.

 

SIDE -- THAT SIDE?
ALL RIGHT.
>> MAKE THEM BITE AGAIN.

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> MAKE THEM BITE AGAIN.

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> MAKE THEM BITE AGAIN.
>> PUSH THIS WAY?

 

>> PUSH THIS WAY?

 

>> PUSH THIS WAY?
>> HARDER?

 

>> HARDER?
>> DON'T PUT YOUR CHEST TOO FAR

 

>> HARDER?
>> DON'T PUT YOUR CHEST TOO FAR
OVER.

 

>> DON'T PUT YOUR CHEST TOO FAR
OVER.
>> [ COUGHS ]

 

OVER.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> THERE YOU GO.

 

>> [ COUGHS ]
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> THERE YOU GO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NOW UNLATCH THESE.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NOW UNLATCH THESE.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NOW UNLATCH THESE.
UNLATCH THESE.

 

UNLATCH THESE.
>> SO ALL WE DID WAS JUST

 

UNLATCH THESE.
>> SO ALL WE DID WAS JUST
TIGHTEN A SCREW, BASICALLY?

 

>> SO ALL WE DID WAS JUST
TIGHTEN A SCREW, BASICALLY?
>> CORRECT, TIGHTENED IT UP JUST

 

TIGHTEN A SCREW, BASICALLY?
>> CORRECT, TIGHTENED IT UP JUST

 

TIGHTEN A SCREW, BASICALLY?
>> CORRECT, TIGHTENED IT UP JUST
LIKE A BOLT IN A NUT.

 

LIKE A BOLT IN A NUT.
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S COMING

 

LIKE A BOLT IN A NUT.
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S COMING
OUT.

 

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S COMING
OUT.
THIS PIPE.

 

OUT.
THIS PIPE.
>> HOLD IT BACK.

 

THIS PIPE.
>> HOLD IT BACK.
WAIT UP. WAIT UP.

 

>> HOLD IT BACK.
WAIT UP. WAIT UP.
GET THE OTHER SIDE.

 

WAIT UP. WAIT UP.
GET THE OTHER SIDE.
>> NOW, WHY AM I DOING THIS?

 

GET THE OTHER SIDE.
>> NOW, WHY AM I DOING THIS?
>> IT'S GONNA WANT TO SWING.

 

>> NOW, WHY AM I DOING THIS?
>> IT'S GONNA WANT TO SWING.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

 

>> IT'S GONNA WANT TO SWING.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.

 

>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
HOLD IT. HOLD IT UP.

 

>> HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
HOLD IT. HOLD IT UP.
>> JEEZ!

 

HOLD IT. HOLD IT UP.
>> JEEZ!
>> WATCH YOUR HANDS.

 

>> JEEZ!
>> WATCH YOUR HANDS.
>> OKAY.

 

>> WATCH YOUR HANDS.
>> OKAY.
>> THERE YOU GO.

 

>> OKAY.
>> THERE YOU GO.
GET BACK ON THEM TONGS.

 

>> THERE YOU GO.
GET BACK ON THEM TONGS.
COME ON, YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG

 

GET BACK ON THEM TONGS.
COME ON, YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG
OF IT NOW.

 

COME ON, YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG
OF IT NOW.
>> GOT TO GET THE TONGS.

 

OF IT NOW.
>> GOT TO GET THE TONGS.
AND I'M GONNA PUSH IT IN.

 

>> GOT TO GET THE TONGS.
AND I'M GONNA PUSH IT IN.
OKAY.

 

AND I'M GONNA PUSH IT IN.
OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
PUSH THAT IN.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
PUSH THAT IN.
ALL RIGHT, NOW MAKE THEM BITE.

 

PUSH THAT IN.
ALL RIGHT, NOW MAKE THEM BITE.
>> MAKE THEM BITE.

 

ALL RIGHT, NOW MAKE THEM BITE.
>> MAKE THEM BITE.
IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET YOUR

 

>> MAKE THEM BITE.
IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET YOUR
FOOTING ON THIS THING, ISN'T IT?

 

IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET YOUR
FOOTING ON THIS THING, ISN'T IT?
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

 

FOOTING ON THIS THING, ISN'T IT?
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW PULL BACK ON

 

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW PULL BACK ON
THAT ARM.

 

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW PULL BACK ON
THAT ARM.
>> PULL BACK ON THIS ONE?

 

THAT ARM.
>> PULL BACK ON THIS ONE?
ALL RIGHT.

 

>> PULL BACK ON THIS ONE?
ALL RIGHT.
>> DON'T STAND OVER HERE LIKE

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> DON'T STAND OVER HERE LIKE
THAT.

 

>> DON'T STAND OVER HERE LIKE
THAT.
>> RIGHT.

 

THAT.
>> RIGHT.
>> PULL THIS.

 

>> RIGHT.
>> PULL THIS.

 

>> RIGHT.
>> PULL THIS.
PULL THIS.

 

PULL THIS.

 

PULL THIS.
PULL THIS RIGHT.

 

PULL THIS RIGHT.

 

PULL THIS RIGHT.
>> RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT PULLING

 

>> RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT PULLING
HARD ENOUGH -- IS THAT THE

 

>> RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT PULLING
HARD ENOUGH -- IS THAT THE
PROBLEM?

 

HARD ENOUGH -- IS THAT THE
PROBLEM?
>> YEAH, YOU NEED TO PUT OUT A

 

PROBLEM?
>> YEAH, YOU NEED TO PUT OUT A
LITTLE MORE.

 

>> YEAH, YOU NEED TO PUT OUT A
LITTLE MORE.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

LITTLE MORE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I GOT TO PUT OUT A LITTLE

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
I GOT TO PUT OUT A LITTLE
MORE -- THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

 

I GOT TO PUT OUT A LITTLE
MORE -- THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
COMING UP...

 

MORE -- THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
COMING UP...
ALL RIGHT. JEEZ!

 

COMING UP...
ALL RIGHT. JEEZ!
...THINGS AT THE OIL RIG BECOME

 

ALL RIGHT. JEEZ!
...THINGS AT THE OIL RIG BECOME
EXPLOSIVE.

 

...THINGS AT THE OIL RIG BECOME
EXPLOSIVE.
>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.

 

EXPLOSIVE.
>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.
WHOO!

 

 

SWIFFER GIVES CLEANING
A WHOLE NEW MEANING.

 

[ horn honks ]

 

THE THINGS WE DO WHILE DRIVING.

 

GRAB A QUICK BITE,

 

GET READY FOR WORK.

 

ALL WE'RE REALLY DOING

 

OF HAVING AN ACCIDENT.

 

GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT

 

FOR DOING THESE THINGS LESS.

 

PLUS AN EXTRA BONUS

 

YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT.

 

A BETTER PLACE TO DRIVE.

 

THAT'S ALLSTATE'S STAND.

 

ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?

 

 

>> NOW MAKE THEM BITE.

 

>> NOW MAKE THEM BITE.
>> NOW MAKE THEM BITE.

 

>> NOW MAKE THEM BITE.
>> NOW MAKE THEM BITE.
>> THERE YOU GO.

 

>> NOW MAKE THEM BITE.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> THERE YOU GO.

 

>> THERE YOU GO.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> LIKE THAT, HOLD IT.

 

>> THERE YOU GO.
>> LIKE THAT, HOLD IT.
LOOK OUT, MIKE.

 

>> LIKE THAT, HOLD IT.
LOOK OUT, MIKE.
ONE MORE TIME.

 

LOOK OUT, MIKE.
ONE MORE TIME.
>> ONE MORE TIME.

 

ONE MORE TIME.
>> ONE MORE TIME.
>> OKAY.

 

>> ONE MORE TIME.
>> OKAY.
YEP. RIGHT?

 

>> OKAY.
YEP. RIGHT?
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

YEP. RIGHT?
>> ALL RIGHT.
NOW PUSH ALL THAT IN.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
NOW PUSH ALL THAT IN.
MAN, WHAT IS THE RUSH, GUYS?

 

NOW PUSH ALL THAT IN.
MAN, WHAT IS THE RUSH, GUYS?
WHERE'S THE FIRE?

 

MAN, WHAT IS THE RUSH, GUYS?
WHERE'S THE FIRE?
>> I GOT THREE HANDLES.

 

WHERE'S THE FIRE?
>> I GOT THREE HANDLES.
I WANT THREE HANDS ON THEM

 

>> I GOT THREE HANDLES.
I WANT THREE HANDS ON THEM
THINGS.

 

I WANT THREE HANDS ON THEM
THINGS.
>> THREE HANDLES. ALL RIGHT.

 

THINGS.
>> THREE HANDLES. ALL RIGHT.
>> WELL, THE RUSH IS, WHOEVER

 

>> THREE HANDLES. ALL RIGHT.
>> WELL, THE RUSH IS, WHOEVER
MAKES THE MOST HOLES MAKES MORE

 

>> WELL, THE RUSH IS, WHOEVER
MAKES THE MOST HOLES MAKES MORE

 

>> WELL, THE RUSH IS, WHOEVER
MAKES THE MOST HOLES MAKES MORE
MONEY.

 

MONEY.
>> THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY IS

 

MONEY.
>> THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY IS
RUSHING AROUND?

 

>> THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY IS
RUSHING AROUND?
>> YEAH.

 

RUSHING AROUND?
>> YEAH.
>> TIME IS MONEY.

 

>> YEAH.
>> TIME IS MONEY.
>> SO YOU'RE COSTING ME MONEY.

 

>> TIME IS MONEY.
>> SO YOU'RE COSTING ME MONEY.
>> EVERYWHERE I GO.

 

>> SO YOU'RE COSTING ME MONEY.
>> EVERYWHERE I GO.
IT'S KIND OF WHAT I DO, BOO.

 

>> EVERYWHERE I GO.
IT'S KIND OF WHAT I DO, BOO.
I'M HERE TO SLOW THE PROCESS

 

IT'S KIND OF WHAT I DO, BOO.
I'M HERE TO SLOW THE PROCESS

 

IT'S KIND OF WHAT I DO, BOO.
I'M HERE TO SLOW THE PROCESS
DOWN.

 

DOWN.
SO NOW YOU START DRILLING?

 

DOWN.
SO NOW YOU START DRILLING?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

 

SO NOW YOU START DRILLING?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> EVERY NEW CONNECTION ADDS A

 

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> EVERY NEW CONNECTION ADDS A
31-FOOT, 682-POUND DRILL PIPE.

 

>> EVERY NEW CONNECTION ADDS A
31-FOOT, 682-POUND DRILL PIPE.

 

>> EVERY NEW CONNECTION ADDS A
31-FOOT, 682-POUND DRILL PIPE.
THESE ARE SENT UP TO THE

 

THESE ARE SENT UP TO THE
PLATFORM FROM THE GROUND.

 

THESE ARE SENT UP TO THE
PLATFORM FROM THE GROUND.
MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE BEST PLACE

 

PLATFORM FROM THE GROUND.
MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE BEST PLACE
IN THE WORLD TO BE STANDING.

 

MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE BEST PLACE
IN THE WORLD TO BE STANDING.
>> NOWHERE AROUND HERE IS THE

 

IN THE WORLD TO BE STANDING.
>> NOWHERE AROUND HERE IS THE
BEST PLACE TO BE STANDING.

 

>> NOWHERE AROUND HERE IS THE
BEST PLACE TO BE STANDING.
[ LAUGHTER ]

 

BEST PLACE TO BE STANDING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, HOW DO

 

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, HOW DO
YOU TREAT THE ENDS OF THESE?

 

>> ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, HOW DO
YOU TREAT THE ENDS OF THESE?
>> WHAT YOU'RE GONNA IS YOU'RE

 

YOU TREAT THE ENDS OF THESE?
>> WHAT YOU'RE GONNA IS YOU'RE
GONNA TAKE THESE THREAD

 

>> WHAT YOU'RE GONNA IS YOU'RE
GONNA TAKE THESE THREAD
PROTECTORS OFF -- JUST SCREWS

 

GONNA TAKE THESE THREAD
PROTECTORS OFF -- JUST SCREWS
IN, JUST LIKE THAT.

 

PROTECTORS OFF -- JUST SCREWS
IN, JUST LIKE THAT.
WE USE THESE JUST TO KEEP THE

 

IN, JUST LIKE THAT.
WE USE THESE JUST TO KEEP THE
THREADS NICE AND PERFECT AS MUCH

 

WE USE THESE JUST TO KEEP THE
THREADS NICE AND PERFECT AS MUCH
AS WE CAN.

 

THREADS NICE AND PERFECT AS MUCH
AS WE CAN.
>> RIGHT.

 

AS WE CAN.
>> RIGHT.
>> BOTH ENDS.

 

>> RIGHT.
>> BOTH ENDS.
AND THEN WHAT WE GOT HERE IS

 

>> BOTH ENDS.
AND THEN WHAT WE GOT HERE IS
WHAT IS BETTER KNOWN AS

 

AND THEN WHAT WE GOT HERE IS
WHAT IS BETTER KNOWN AS
PIPE DOPE.

 

WHAT IS BETTER KNOWN AS
PIPE DOPE.
>> PIPE DOPE?

 

PIPE DOPE.
>> PIPE DOPE?
>> PIPE DOPE -- IT'S WHAT THEY

 

>> PIPE DOPE?
>> PIPE DOPE -- IT'S WHAT THEY
CALL IT.

 

>> PIPE DOPE -- IT'S WHAT THEY
CALL IT.
>> WHAT'S IT DO?

 

CALL IT.
>> WHAT'S IT DO?
>> IT'S LIKE A LUBRICANT FOR

 

>> WHAT'S IT DO?
>> IT'S LIKE A LUBRICANT FOR
THREADS.

 

>> IT'S LIKE A LUBRICANT FOR
THREADS.
AND YOU SWAB THAT THING IN

 

THREADS.
AND YOU SWAB THAT THING IN
THERE, AND BE GENEROUS WITH IT.

 

AND YOU SWAB THAT THING IN
THERE, AND BE GENEROUS WITH IT.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH

 

THERE, AND BE GENEROUS WITH IT.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH
LUBRICANT.

 

>> YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH
LUBRICANT.
>> NO.

 

LUBRICANT.
>> NO.
>> THERE YOU GO.

 

>> NO.
>> THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.

 

>> THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
>> OH, I KNOW ABOUT THE

 

THERE YOU GO.
>> OH, I KNOW ABOUT THE
LUBRICANT.

 

>> OH, I KNOW ABOUT THE
LUBRICANT.
>> YOU SURE LOOK LIKE YOU DO.

 

LUBRICANT.
>> YOU SURE LOOK LIKE YOU DO.
>> WHAT EXACTLY IS IT?

 

>> YOU SURE LOOK LIKE YOU DO.
>> WHAT EXACTLY IS IT?
I MEAN, WHAT'S IT MADE OF?

 

>> WHAT EXACTLY IS IT?
I MEAN, WHAT'S IT MADE OF?
>> WELL, THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE

 

I MEAN, WHAT'S IT MADE OF?
>> WELL, THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE
IT, THEY DON'T REALLY TELL US

 

>> WELL, THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE
IT, THEY DON'T REALLY TELL US
WHAT'S IN IT.

 

IT, THEY DON'T REALLY TELL US
WHAT'S IN IT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

WHAT'S IN IT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
PROPRIETARY SECRET.

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
PROPRIETARY SECRET.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

PROPRIETARY SECRET.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
LIKE A SEASONED VET RIGHT THERE.

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
LIKE A SEASONED VET RIGHT THERE.

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
LIKE A SEASONED VET RIGHT THERE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
JEEZ!

 

ALL RIGHT.
JEEZ!
>> WATCH OUT, MAN.

 

JEEZ!
>> WATCH OUT, MAN.
>> I GUESS HE'S READY.

 

>> WATCH OUT, MAN.
>> I GUESS HE'S READY.
NEXT, ONE OF THE DRILL PIPES

 

>> I GUESS HE'S READY.
NEXT, ONE OF THE DRILL PIPES
IS HOISTED HIGH ABOVE THE

 

NEXT, ONE OF THE DRILL PIPES
IS HOISTED HIGH ABOVE THE
PLATFORM.

 

FF
IS HOISTED HIGH ABOVE THE
PLATFORM.
>> TAKE THE THREAD PROTE CTOR O

 

PLATFORM.
>> TAKE THE THREAD PROTE CTOR O
OF IT.

 

>> TAKE THE THREAD PROTE CTOR O
OF IT.
>> RIGHT.

 

OF IT.
>> RIGHT.
AFTER REMOVING THE BOTTOM THREAD

 

>> RIGHT.
AFTER REMOVING THE BOTTOM THREAD
PROTECTOR AND ADDING MORE PIPE

 

AFTER REMOVING THE BOTTOM THREAD
PROTECTOR AND ADDING MORE PIPE
DOPE, IT'S LOWERED INTO THE

 

PROTECTOR AND ADDING MORE PIPE
DOPE, IT'S LOWERED INTO THE
MOUSEHOLE.

 

DOPE, IT'S LOWERED INTO THE
MOUSEHOLE.
OHH!

 

MOUSEHOLE.
OHH!
AND NOW FOR THE DANGEROUS

 

OHH!
AND NOW FOR THE DANGEROUS
PART -- ADDING IT TO THE

 

AND NOW FOR THE DANGEROUS
PART -- ADDING IT TO THE
EXISTING STRING.

 

PART -- ADDING IT TO THE
EXISTING STRING.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

 

EXISTING STRING.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I MIGHT HAVE GOT A LITTLE WATER

 

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I MIGHT HAVE GOT A LITTLE WATER
ON YOU.

 

I MIGHT HAVE GOT A LITTLE WATER
ON YOU.
>> LET'S GO.

 

ON YOU.
>> LET'S GO.
THEY'RE GONNA BITE.

 

>> LET'S GO.
THEY'RE GONNA BITE.
>> OKAY.

 

THEY'RE GONNA BITE.
>> OKAY.
>> WE'RE NOW ON IT, MIKE.

 

>> OKAY.
>> WE'RE NOW ON IT, MIKE.
>> DID IT GO?

 

>> WE'RE NOW ON IT, MIKE.
>> DID IT GO?
>> YEP.

 

>> DID IT GO?
>> YEP.
>> NOW YOU GOT IT.

 

>> YEP.
>> NOW YOU GOT IT.
>> SEE?

 

>> NOW YOU GOT IT.
>> SEE?
>> YEP.

 

>> SEE?
>> YEP.
>> THAT'S THE ONE!

 

>> YEP.
>> THAT'S THE ONE!
>> PULL IT OVER HERE.

 

>> THAT'S THE ONE!
>> PULL IT OVER HERE.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON DOWN, MAN.

 

>> PULL IT OVER HERE.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON DOWN, MAN.
COME ON, MIKE.

 

ALL RIGHT, COME ON DOWN, MAN.
COME ON, MIKE.
>> I'M GONNA TAKE THE END OF

 

COME ON, MIKE.
>> I'M GONNA TAKE THE END OF
THIS PIPE, AND I'M GONNA SHOVE

 

>> I'M GONNA TAKE THE END OF
THIS PIPE, AND I'M GONNA SHOVE
IT RIGHT IN THERE, AND

 

THIS PIPE, AND I'M GONNA SHOVE
IT RIGHT IN THERE, AND
HOPEFULLY, THE FINGERS WILL

 

IT RIGHT IN THERE, AND
HOPEFULLY, THE FINGERS WILL
NEVER LEAVE MY HAND.

 

HOPEFULLY, THE FINGERS WILL
NEVER LEAVE MY HAND.
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

NEVER LEAVE MY HAND.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NOT YET.

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NOT YET.
NOW GET THEM ON.

 

>> NOT YET.
NOW GET THEM ON.
LET'S HURRY UP AS MUCH AS

 

NOW GET THEM ON.
LET'S HURRY UP AS MUCH AS
POSSIBLE.

 

LET'S HURRY UP AS MUCH AS
POSSIBLE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

POSSIBLE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WE GOT IT?

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
WE GOT IT?
>> PULL ON YOUR ONE.

 

WE GOT IT?
>> PULL ON YOUR ONE.
>> WHERE?

 

>> PULL ON YOUR ONE.
>> WHERE?
>> WHOA!

 

>> WHERE?
>> WHOA!
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

>> WHOA!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> MIKE!

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> MIKE!
>> MIKE, PULL ON THAT OTHER

 

>> MIKE!
>> MIKE, PULL ON THAT OTHER

 

>> MIKE!
>> MIKE, PULL ON THAT OTHER
HANDLE.

 

HANDLE.
THERE YOU GO.

 

HANDLE.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU NEED TO HOLD IT A LITTLE

 

THERE YOU GO.
YOU NEED TO HOLD IT A LITTLE
BETTER.

 

YOU NEED TO HOLD IT A LITTLE
BETTER.
ALL RIGHT.

 

BETTER.
ALL RIGHT.
>> I DO BELIEVE HE DOES THAT ON

 

ALL RIGHT.
>> I DO BELIEVE HE DOES THAT ON
PURPOSE.

 

>> I DO BELIEVE HE DOES THAT ON
PURPOSE.
>> HUH?

 

PURPOSE.
>> HUH?
>> NOTHING, BOO, NOT A THING.

 

>> HUH?
>> NOTHING, BOO, NOT A THING.
[ LAUGHS ]

 

>> NOTHING, BOO, NOT A THING.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> PULL THE SLIP, MIKE.

 

[ LAUGHS ]
>> PULL THE SLIP, MIKE.
>> SLOW DOWN.

 

>> PULL THE SLIP, MIKE.
>> SLOW DOWN.
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.

 

>> SLOW DOWN.
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU GUYS.

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU GUYS.
MAN.

 

YOU GUYS.
MAN.
>> ROUGHNECKING, MAN.

 

MAN.
>> ROUGHNECKING, MAN.
>> MAN, YOU ARE WAY TOO CLEAN

 

>> ROUGHNECKING, MAN.
>> MAN, YOU ARE WAY TOO CLEAN
FOR A BOSS.

 

>> MAN, YOU ARE WAY TOO CLEAN
FOR A BOSS.

 

>> MAN, YOU ARE WAY TOO CLEAN
FOR A BOSS.
YOU ARE WAY TOO CLEAN, BROTHER.

 

YOU ARE WAY TOO CLEAN, BROTHER.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

 

YOU ARE WAY TOO CLEAN, BROTHER.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> ALL RIGHT.

 

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> AFTER 12 HOURS OF

 

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> AFTER 12 HOURS OF
ROUGHNECKING, I WAS STARTING TO

 

>> AFTER 12 HOURS OF
ROUGHNECKING, I WAS STARTING TO
GET THE HANG OF IT, ALMOST.

 

ROUGHNECKING, I WAS STARTING TO
GET THE HANG OF IT, ALMOST.

 

ROUGHNECKING, I WAS STARTING TO
GET THE HANG OF IT, ALMOST.
>> BACK UP.

 

>> BACK UP.
>> THE BITE IS TIGHT.

 

 

>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.

 

>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.
WHOO!

 

>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.
WHOO!
>> WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

 

WHOO!
>> WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
BOYS?

 

>> WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
BOYS?
MY GOD, YOU'RE A DIRTY BUNCH.

 

BOYS?
MY GOD, YOU'RE A DIRTY BUNCH.
>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.

 

MY GOD, YOU'RE A DIRTY BUNCH.
>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.
WHOO!

 

>> NOW WE'RE ROUGHNECKING.
WHOO!
>> WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT

 

WHOO!
>> WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT
GETTING DIRTY, ROUGHNECKING IS

 

>> WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT
GETTING DIRTY, ROUGHNECKING IS
ALL THE RAGE.

 

GETTING DIRTY, ROUGHNECKING IS
ALL THE RAGE.
JEEZ, MAN, I'M GONNA GET CUT

 

ALL THE RAGE.
JEEZ, MAN, I'M GONNA GET CUT
RIGHT TO HELL IN HALF.

 

JEEZ, MAN, I'M GONNA GET CUT
RIGHT TO HELL IN HALF.
DURING TODAY'S 12-HOUR SHIFT,

 

RIGHT TO HELL IN HALF.
DURING TODAY'S 12-HOUR SHIFT,
THE DRILL PENETRATED 1,200 FEET,

 

DURING TODAY'S 12-HOUR SHIFT,
THE DRILL PENETRATED 1,200 FEET,
AND THE DRILLING WILL CONTINUE

 

THE DRILL PENETRATED 1,200 FEET,
AND THE DRILLING WILL CONTINUE
24-7 UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE.

 

AND THE DRILLING WILL CONTINUE
24-7 UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE.
SOMEWHERE, IT'S QUITTING TIME,

 

24-7 UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE.
SOMEWHERE, IT'S QUITTING TIME,
BUT NOT HERE.

 

SOMEWHERE, IT'S QUITTING TIME,
BUT NOT HERE.
THEY COME UP.

 

BUT NOT HERE.
THEY COME UP.
THEY GO DOWN.

 

THEY COME UP.
THEY GO DOWN.
THEY GO DOWN.

 

THEY GO DOWN.
THEY GO DOWN.
THEY COME UP.

 

THEY GO DOWN.
THEY COME UP.
AND EVERYBODY GETS MUDDY.

 

THEY COME UP.
AND EVERYBODY GETS MUDDY.
WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR

 

AND EVERYBODY GETS MUDDY.
WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR
DIRTY VIDEOS -- NO, NOT THOSE

 

WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR
DIRTY VIDEOS -- NO, NOT THOSE
DIRTY VIDEOS -- YOUR DIRTY-JOB

 

DIRTY VIDEOS -- NO, NOT THOSE
DIRTY VIDEOS -- YOUR DIRTY-JOB
VIDEOS.

 

DIRTY VIDEOS -- YOUR DIRTY-JOB
VIDEOS.
IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY JOB AND A

 

VIDEOS.
IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY JOB AND A
VIDEO CAMERA, SEND US A

 

IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY JOB AND A
VIDEO CAMERA, SEND US A
VIDEOTAPE OF YOU DOING YOUR

 

VIDEO CAMERA, SEND US A
VIDEOTAPE OF YOU DOING YOUR
DIRTY JOB.

 

VIDEOTAPE OF YOU DOING YOUR
DIRTY JOB.
MAKE SURE IT'S REALLY DIRTY.

 

DIRTY JOB.
MAKE SURE IT'S REALLY DIRTY.
IF IT'S DIRTY ENOUGH, WE'LL PUT

 

MAKE SURE IT'S REALLY DIRTY.
IF IT'S DIRTY ENOUGH, WE'LL PUT
IT ON THE AIR.

 

IF IT'S DIRTY ENOUGH, WE'LL PUT
IT ON THE AIR.
AND IF IT'S REALLY SUPERDIRTY,

 

IT ON THE AIR.
AND IF IT'S REALLY SUPERDIRTY,
I'LL COME OUT AND DO THE JOB

 

AND IF IT'S REALLY SUPERDIRTY,
I'LL COME OUT AND DO THE JOB
WITH YOU.

 

I'LL COME OUT AND DO THE JOB
WITH YOU.
GO TO discovery.com/dirtyjobs

 

WITH YOU.
GO TO discovery.com/dirtyjobs

 

WITH YOU.
GO TO discovery.com/dirtyjobs
FOR ALL THE INFORMATION YOU

 

FOR ALL THE INFORMATION YOU
NEED.

 

FOR ALL THE INFORMATION YOU
NEED.
AND FOR GOD'S SAKES, TAKE A

 

NEED.
AND FOR GOD'S SAKES, TAKE A
SHOWER.

 

 

 

>> HOW OLD ARE YOU, MIKE?

 

>> I'M 43. ARE YOU, MIKE?

 

>> 43? 43. ARE YOU, MIKE?

 

>> YEAH.3. ARE YOU, MIKE?

 

>> YEAH.3. ARE YOU, MIKE?

 

>> YOU GONNA RETIRE WHEN YOU'RE

 

ABOUT 50?NNA RETIRE WHEN YOU'RE

 

>> I RETIRED WHEN I WAS YOUR'RE

 

AGE. RETIRED WHEN I WAS YOUR'RE

 

I DO THIS FOR FUN.I WAS YOUR'RE

 

>> OH, YOU DO?FUN.I WAS YOUR'RE

 

>> OH, YEAH, I'M OUT HEREOUR'RE

 

WORKING OFF A LOST BET.REOUR'RE

 

>> [ Laughing ] OH, IS THAT HOW

 

THIS WORKS?ng ] OH, IS THAT HOW

 

>> PRETTY MUCH. OH, IS THAT HOW

 

YEAH, YOU'RE MY PRIZE. THAT HOW

 

>> OH, YEAH? MY PRIZE. THAT HOW

 

WELL, HEY, IT'S BEEN GOODAT HOW

 

WORKING WITH YOU.EEN GOODAT HOW

 

>> YEAH, IT'S BEEN A TREAT. HOW

 

I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND, BUT EVERYW